I have had me haccountant cast 'is monocle over the current figures in the wake of Pirate Guy's rampage, and they almost bring a tear ter me normally fairly flinty eye.
Such a bewdiful set o numbers ain't been seen since I lay down me hand at the Shanghai Fantan Championships, but that's a story fer another day.... Fer example, in the past 24 hours we ave outposted them blaggards at a rate of 89% (compared with our normal haverage outpostin' of 36.1%)
I have had 'im zoom in like on his plot of our current headins, ter get a bird's eye view. Ye can see which way the wind be blowin' now like.
Pirates Yaarrr! Blaggards Bah!