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Postby tanguerra on Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:05 pm

Good boy! Keep it up! (As I am often saying ter young Sanchez - in relation to his feather duster o course, ye've all got filthy minds)
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby tanguerra on Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:17 am

I have had me haccountant cast 'is monocle over the current figures in the wake of Pirate Guy's rampage, and they almost bring a tear ter me normally fairly flinty eye.

Such a bewdiful set o numbers ain't been seen since I lay down me hand at the Shanghai Fantan Championships, but that's a story fer another day.... Fer example, in the past 24 hours we ave outposted them blaggards at a rate of 89% (compared with our normal haverage outpostin' of 36.1%)

I have had 'im zoom in like on his plot of our current headins, ter get a bird's eye view. Ye can see which way the wind be blowin' now like.

Pirates Yaarrr! Blaggards Bah!

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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:39 pm

Nice graph! We'll catchem afore the fortnight.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:49 pm

Dat thee spirit PG , ye be postin up ta yer name nows , iffin ye dint wanna be a pirate ye kin alwaze change yer monikArr ta someyounguy . :fsm_yarr:
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:05 pm

Oi dunt loik Chinese Food.


Wuz something in that rum I nicked? Afore I guzzled it oi spoke very well and ad an haversion to ye lot.

When I awoke der next morn, oi spoke loike me cheeks were filled wit marbles, oi wuz missing a couple of teeth (oi think it wuz due to scurvey), oi was covered in a thin layer of salt and smelled quoit rank, a whale of a woman and a parrot were both sleeping in me bed, and me freezer wut filled wit a months supply of Barts fish head stew pies.

What happened?
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:27 pm

Dunno...butz uh kin finely reed yer ritin !
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Postby tanguerra on Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:35 pm

Har har! This piracy be highly contageous!
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Postby black bart on Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:40 am

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Dunno...butz uh kin finely reed yer ritin !


Harrr, harrr, I loiks that un!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:02 pm

3,443 down fellers keep em coming!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:27 am

Aargh! 3,442!

Let's at 'em, lads!
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Postby tanguerra on Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:21 am

Dat's the spirit lads! Scorecheck"

Pirates (Yar!): 22817(8)
Blaggards (bah): 26266
Ye gap: 3499

Yaar! Heave away! Aaaargh!

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Postby black bart on Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:18 am

Encouraging mateys...the gap was originally more than 5000. Shame we can't raid em as we'd be shootin ourselves in the foot.
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Re: Gap

Postby The Black Spot on Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:58 am

black bart wrote:Encouraging mateys...the gap was originally more than 5000. Shame we can't raid em as we'd be shootin ourselves in the foot.


Arrrr, that be how ye got yer pegleg to start with.
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Re: Gap

Postby anthrobabe on Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:25 pm

The Black Spot wrote:
black bart wrote:Encouraging mateys...the gap was originally more than 5000. Shame we can't raid em as we'd be shootin ourselves in the foot.


Arrrr, that be how ye got yer pegleg to start with.


an iffin 'e shoots of the other one we kin change is name to Black Bob (as in bobs around in the water like a bouy)

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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:26 pm

I sincerely think that you pirates can never hope to compete with our superior linguistic skills and vocal dexterity.
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