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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:08 am

They both have a love for booty!



Why did the pirate wear a paper towel on his head?
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Postby tanguerra on Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:09 am

Aaarrh! That be a good answer, but I were thinking They both say "yo ho!"

I dinne know the answer to yer other question, howsoever. Would ye care to explicate?
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:11 am

He had a Image on his head.
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Postby tanguerra on Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:18 am

What's the favorite part of a birthday party for a pirate?
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:23 am

Stealing the cake.
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Postby tanguerra on Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:30 am

Har har! Good guess. Da balloons!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:34 am

Two pirates were adrift in a lifeboat. Among the items they salvaged from the shipwreck was a lamp. In this lamp there resided a genie (they discovered this upon attempting to drink the lamp oil, as the rum had run out two days earlier). The genie gave one wish.

"I wish the ocean was made of rum!" the first pirate said.

*POOF*

The ocean was turned to the best rum ever and the genie vanished.

"Oh, that's just great..." moaned the second pirate. "Now we've gotta piss in the boat!"
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Poof

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:43 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
*POOF*


Thar ye go again...keep lookin at the Playbilge centrefolds and turn a blind eye to yer cabin boy!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:06 am

I give this thread my blessing.


Posting for Pirates!
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Postby OZ_Nick on Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:42 am

Yarr! Oi be a postin 'ere fer no partiklar reeson, 'cept ter boost the pirates post count
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:42 am

Arrgghh


Posting for Pirates!
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Postby OZ_Nick on Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:48 am

Yarr roight back at ye, ye great hairy barnicle... Oops! Oi be cross threaded with the insult challenge, sorry about that me bucko!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:54 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Arrgghh


Posting for Pirates!


^ What he said.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:37 am

:fsm_yarr:
pirates!
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:42 am

anthrobabe wrote::fsm_yarr:
pirates!
^ What she said.
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