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Postby black bart on Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:18 am

This bit is for those poor souls who are addicted to Piracy and needs somewhere they can get it off their chest, not Treasure Chest, the other chest, likes what them wenches has in Madame Fifi's...I'll go first:


AAARRRRRRR...

Sorry, I couldn't help that...

OK...I am a Pirate, I admits it...

Now come on Zankou let it all out man...don't bottle it up loik a fine grog!
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Postby DaveL on Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:41 am

Hello my name is DaveL and I be a scummy member of a band web pirates. And OK, Oi admits Oi be addicted to Piracy.

I me toime 'ere I have been fortunate to come across some of the funniest scummy blaggards you can ever swap threads wif.

We have covered all manner of tasteless topics in a our own piratey way. Keepin it subtle (except the articles in Playbilge) be our method but we've covered some wicked stuff without offendin too many, except Mr Taichi who took us seriously and underestimated the power of heckling as an artform (bad mistake, bad mistake).

Most of us have done serious threads on other forums. The Atheist boards were a massive bore for me and I got bloomin' sick of people sayin 'Ayn Rand', 'Strawman' and 'Troll' over and over. Some of us come here to laugh, just like that Open Letter Thingy. So why argue seriously when yer can insult people right here and still remain friends? (YArrr, that Elijah blokey was as borin' as bat poop!)

The art of writing funny threads be a great source of hentertainment, 'speshally when you start everythread with 'YArgghh!' No thread is alike, and each one is very original.

So yes Zankou (or is that Zankou 2.0?) that be why there are so many of us. We be here to have fun. Not do stuff that we've already done on other boards.

And yer always welcome here matey! We be happy to haves yer amongst us.

So yes, that's why Oi be totally additicted. So cure me if you must!
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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:17 am

Arrrr...

I be The Black Spot, an' I be a pirate.

Weighty, serious discussions be fine an' all that, but I look forward to comin' on 'ere fer a laugh.

A lot of the humour on this board has been hilarious; the product o' some very sharp minds.

Now, where's me grog?
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Postby ChowMein on Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:49 pm

ARRGH! , I be ChowMein an'Wun Eyed Jack an' Mad William Bonney an' Popeye and Jason an' Odysseus and we all be pirates.

I sailin' loife fer us.
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Postby OZ_Nick on Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:58 pm

Yaaarrrr! Oi be Cap'n Oz_Nick an Oi be a Pirate.

Oi loikes the lafter an pokin fun at pompous gits and the kreative spellin.

Oi don't fink Oi ken give it up, so Oi'm not goin ter try. As Oi aheared wun toime - Oi spek it night 'ave bin in sum ale house - iffen ye carnt stand the heat stay out ov the laundry, or sommat loike that.

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Postby black bart on Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:59 am

ChowMein wrote:ARRGH! , I be ChowMein an'Wun Eyed Jack an' Mad William Bonney an' Popeye and Jason an' Odysseus and we all be pirates.

I sailin' loife fer us.


AAARRRGH...YE BE SUFFERIN FROM: PIRAHOLIC SCHIZOPHRENIA!!!!

That be four doors down the corridor on the left just after the door labelled " "Recovering Agrophobic Fish Head Stew victims."
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Postby Pachyderm on Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:19 pm

Stands up quietly.

"My name is Pachyderm, an' Oi'm a pirate. oi is addicted ter the drinkin', fightin' and wenchin'. Only problem is remember the wenchin' before the other two."

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Postby newyork-pastafarian on Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:29 pm

arrr.....

ey's a pirate an i mutinied me cap'n an then i started fightin and wenchinand drinking well now thas off me chest, wheres me rum?
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Postby DaveL on Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:40 am

YArrrr...

That's it NYP, yarrr it out of yer system. Welcome to Pirates Anonymous matey!
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Re: Pirates Anonymous

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:20 am

black bart wrote:This bit is for those poor souls who are addicted to Piracy and needs somewhere they can get it off their chest, not Treasure Chest, the other chest, likes what them wenches has in Madame Fifi's...I'll go first:


AAARRRRRRR...

Sorry, I couldn't help that...

OK...I am a Pirate, I admits it...

Now come on Zankou let it all out man...don't bottle it up loik a fine grog!
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Argh, I not be readin the Pirate Threads too often, and I missed this here post.

I not be addicted to piracy, I be addicted to online discussion fora.
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Postby newyork-pastafarian on Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:39 pm

thanks DaveL

and Zankou, arent we all?
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Re: Pirates Anonymous

Postby black bart on Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:27 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
black bart wrote:This bit is for those poor souls who are addicted to Piracy and needs somewhere they can get it off their chest, not Treasure Chest, the other chest, likes what them wenches has in Madame Fifi's...I'll go first:


AAARRRRRRR...

Sorry, I couldn't help that...

OK...I am a Pirate, I admits it...

Now come on Zankou let it all out man...don't bottle it up loik a fine grog!
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Argh, I not be readin the Pirate Threads too often, and I missed this here post.

I not be addicted to piracy, I be addicted to online discussion fora.


Oh praise be to Neptune...

That's good Zankou, that's very good...you've taken the first step to admitting you're a dirty rotten pilagin, wenchin, grog ridden pirate...

Now come back next week and we'll take it to the next stage...wearin an eye patch!
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Postby walktheplank on Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:35 am

yarr I be Walk the Plank an I be a Pirate.

I as ter say that oim not a very good Pirate. I can't read a map, I get seasick in the Solent, I hates the soight of blood as it makes me faint and Fish Head Stew makes me feel ill. I wear an eyepatch even though I have perfectly good eyesight in both eyes an me hook well its made of plastic.

However I rather be a useless funny Pirate then a serious miserable Pirate so oil be here ter stay.

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Postby black bart on Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:07 am

Well done Walktheplank...excellent progress thar matey...

Now all ye has to do is stop singin 'Step inside Luv' and stop settin up 'Blind Dates' fer every Pirate ye knows!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:15 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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