Just 'cause Pirates 'n' Ninjas be goin' at it fer eternity, don't mean they can't live in 'armoney in the great beyond.
Pirates may be 'oly bein's, 'n' such, but fer the most part, they be just like you 'n' me. Aye, Pirates.
Arr... that didn't 'urn out so well...
Okay, Ninjas be nei'er 'oly nor un'oly. They be more-or-less 'uman.
Pirates, on the other hook, be 'oly!
All 'n all, they both go to 'eaven.
Sincerely yers, Etay.