Will ninjas go to heaven?

[Moral Minority]

Hi. I just converted to pastafarianism, but I'm not ninja, not a pirate. Will I still be welcome in heaven. (given I follow the 8 'I'd rather you don'ts')

[Zankou 2.0]

Ninja's and Pirates both go to heaven..in fact, we all do.


Even the bad guys go to heaven, just a watered down version...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ninja's and Pirates both go to heaven..in fact, we all do.


Even the bad guys go to heaven, just a watered down version...

Lies. Everyone not of the One True Religion goes to hell.

Unfortunately, the One True Religion is only practiced by 200 tribesmen on Paupau New Guinea.

So it's gonna be asses and elbows in hell.

[Zankou 2.0]

Ninja's and Pirates both go to heaven..in fact, we all do.


Even the bad guys go to heaven, just a watered down version...

Lies. Everyone not of the One True Religion goes to hell.

Unfortunately, the One True Religion is only practiced by 200 tribesmen on Paupau New Guinea.

So it's gonna be asses and elbows in hell.

Ok...


Well, we all go to Pastafarian Heaven, if that's what you meant.

[DaveL]

Awwww crikeys not this again!!

Yes matey (or matey-san) your Spot at the Volcano is guaranteed. Oi hopes you like beer and not that horrible stuff made with rice, coz there aint no Sake Volcano, Sake Geyser or Sake Deep Sea fissures.

Oi thinks I better start writing a FAQ for Pirates.

[Zankou 2.0]

Awwww crikeys not this again!!

Yes matey (or matey-san) your Spot at the Volcano is guaranteed. Oi hopes you like beer and not that horrible stuff made with rice, coz there aint no Sake Volcano, Sake Geyser or Sake Deep Sea fissures.

Oi thinks I better start writing a FAQ for Pirates.

Actually, the volcano spouts whatever you want it to.

I should make an FAQ for DaveL-esque people

[DaveL]

YArrrr...boot off yer cheeky cabin boy!!

Another bleedin' theology purist (or ninja Oi suspect)

Don't forget to include:

Black Bart-esque people;
The Black Spot-esque people;
Chow-mein-esque people.
WalthePlank-esque people and the rest...yar!

Tis true, the pirate FAQ is in need to explain some the characters and myths that have evolved.

BTW matey I'm having an identity crisis, tryin to werke out which one of youse Oi be talking to. Can yer please explain the difference between Version 1.0 and Version 2.0 of yerself?

Coz if it's anything like a Bill Gates upgrade, I'm definitely talking to the same Zankou.

Yarrr..

PS

When will your mate 'Zankou Vista' will be logging on?

[Moral Minority]

Awwww crikeys not this again!!

Yes matey (or matey-san) your Spot at the Volcano is guaranteed. Oi hopes you like beer and not that horrible stuff made with rice, coz there aint no Sake Volcano, Sake Geyser or Sake Deep Sea fissures.

Oi thinks I better start writing a FAQ for Pirates.

No Sake Volcano? Well... there's always the strippers.

[black bart]

AARRRR...I be truly bad...I baint be expectin to go to heaven...

But if there aint no beer volcano an no strippers...there'll be bloody hell to pay!

[The Black Spot]

Yes matey (or matey-san) your Spot at the Volcano is guaranteed.

I's not sure if I likes the sound o' that. I'm guaranteed to do what?

[Zankou 2.0]

BTW matey I'm having an identity crisis, tryin to werke out which one of youse Oi be talking to. Can yer please explain the difference between Version 1.0 and Version 2.0 of yerself?

Coz if it's anything like a Bill Gates upgrade, I'm definitely talking to the same Zankou.

Yarrr..

PS

When will your mate 'Zankou Vista' will be logging on?

I changed my email address during the server crisis, and did not get the reconfirmation email...I had to create a new account..

[black bart]

No, No...What he means is...should we ever get to the beer Volcano, which in some cases might be a Sake Volcano, or an Ouzo volcano (I threw up at the thought of that!)...or even a Fish Head Stew Volcano...we'd be guaranteed that you'd ave a Spot there...

No, wait a minute...he was talkin about Ninja's who don't drink, therefore he was referrin to the Blackness of their outfits which if you were Black Spot - esque...No, hang on...

This is gettin a bit Kafka - esque!

[DaveL]

Yes matey (or matey-san) your Spot at the Volcano is guaranteed.

I's not sure if I likes the sound o' that. I'm guaranteed to do what?

Arrgghhh...the thought of going to the after life to meet the Black Spot is indeed a scary thought. Black Spot is normally responsible for sending people to the afterlife, not greeting them up there.

[DaveL]

BTW matey I'm having an identity crisis, tryin to werke out which one of youse Oi be talking to. Can yer please explain the difference between Version 1.0 and Version 2.0 of yerself?

Coz if it's anything like a Bill Gates upgrade, I'm definitely talking to the same Zankou.

Yarrr..

PS

When will your mate 'Zankou Vista' will be logging on?

I changed my email address during the server crisis, and did not get the reconfirmation email...I had to create a new account..

YArrrrr...

That is indeed annoyin' matey. There was alot of character duplicatin' goin' on (in Pirates)a few months back.

You should have a talk to Bart about his cloning experiments. There are many thousands of him walking around.

[black bart]

AAARRRRR...me clonin experimental silo on t'Isle o Wight...it be all over grown with weeds an hippies by now. As for the Bart clones...most of em died out in the terrible Fish Head Stew Disaster of 1775. Although there is a rumour that some of them escaped and set up a colony for Gingers on the Pitcairn Islands!