Will ninjas go to heaven?

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Will ninjas go to heaven?

Postby Moral Minority on Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:09 pm

Hi. I just converted to pastafarianism, but I'm not ninja, not a pirate. Will I still be welcome in heaven. (given I follow the 8 'I'd rather you don'ts')
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:56 pm

Ninja's and Pirates both go to heaven..in fact, we all do.


Even the bad guys go to heaven, just a watered down version...
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Postby The Good Reverend Roger on Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:30 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:Ninja's and Pirates both go to heaven..in fact, we all do.


Even the bad guys go to heaven, just a watered down version...


Lies. Everyone not of the One True Religion goes to hell.

Unfortunately, the One True Religion is only practiced by 200 tribesmen on Paupau New Guinea.

So it's gonna be asses and elbows in hell.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:41 pm

The Good Reverend Roger wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:Ninja's and Pirates both go to heaven..in fact, we all do.


Even the bad guys go to heaven, just a watered down version...


Lies. Everyone not of the One True Religion goes to hell.

Unfortunately, the One True Religion is only practiced by 200 tribesmen on Paupau New Guinea.

So it's gonna be asses and elbows in hell.


Ok...


Well, we all go to Pastafarian Heaven, if that's what you meant.
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Postby DaveL on Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:20 pm

Awwww crikeys not this again!!

Yes matey (or matey-san) your Spot at the Volcano is guaranteed. Oi hopes you like beer and not that horrible stuff made with rice, coz there aint no Sake Volcano, Sake Geyser or Sake Deep Sea fissures.

Oi thinks I better start writing a FAQ for Pirates.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:30 pm

DaveL wrote:Awwww crikeys not this again!!

Yes matey (or matey-san) your Spot at the Volcano is guaranteed. Oi hopes you like beer and not that horrible stuff made with rice, coz there aint no Sake Volcano, Sake Geyser or Sake Deep Sea fissures.

Oi thinks I better start writing a FAQ for Pirates.



Actually, the volcano spouts whatever you want it to.

I should make an FAQ for DaveL-esque people :D
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Postby DaveL on Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:02 am

YArrrr...boot off yer cheeky cabin boy!!

Another bleedin' theology purist (or ninja Oi suspect) :wink:

Don't forget to include:

Black Bart-esque people;
The Black Spot-esque people;
Chow-mein-esque people.
WalthePlank-esque people and the rest...yar!

Tis true, the pirate FAQ is in need to explain some the characters and myths that have evolved.

BTW matey I'm having an identity crisis, tryin to werke out which one of youse Oi be talking to. Can yer please explain the difference between Version 1.0 and Version 2.0 of yerself?

Coz if it's anything like a Bill Gates upgrade, I'm definitely talking to the same Zankou. :D

Yarrr..

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When will your mate 'Zankou Vista' will be logging on? :D :D
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:21 am

DaveL wrote:Awwww crikeys not this again!!

Yes matey (or matey-san) your Spot at the Volcano is guaranteed. Oi hopes you like beer and not that horrible stuff made with rice, coz there aint no Sake Volcano, Sake Geyser or Sake Deep Sea fissures.

Oi thinks I better start writing a FAQ for Pirates.


No Sake Volcano? Well... there's always the strippers.
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Postby black bart on Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:28 am

AARRRR...I be truly bad...I baint be expectin to go to heaven...

But if there aint no beer volcano an no strippers...there'll be bloody hell to pay!
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:30 am

DaveL wrote:Yes matey (or matey-san) your Spot at the Volcano is guaranteed.


I's not sure if I likes the sound o' that. I'm guaranteed to do what?
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:53 am

DaveL wrote:BTW matey I'm having an identity crisis, tryin to werke out which one of youse Oi be talking to. Can yer please explain the difference between Version 1.0 and Version 2.0 of yerself?

Coz if it's anything like a Bill Gates upgrade, I'm definitely talking to the same Zankou. :D

Yarrr..

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When will your mate 'Zankou Vista' will be logging on? :D :D


I changed my email address during the server crisis, and did not get the reconfirmation email...I had to create a new account..
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Confused

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:55 am

No, No...What he means is...should we ever get to the beer Volcano, which in some cases might be a Sake Volcano, or an Ouzo volcano (I threw up at the thought of that!)...or even a Fish Head Stew Volcano...we'd be guaranteed that you'd ave a Spot there...

No, wait a minute...he was talkin about Ninja's who don't drink, therefore he was referrin to the Blackness of their outfits which if you were Black Spot - esque...No, hang on...

This is gettin a bit Kafka - esque!
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Postby DaveL on Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:35 pm

The Black Spot wrote:
DaveL wrote:Yes matey (or matey-san) your Spot at the Volcano is guaranteed.


I's not sure if I likes the sound o' that. I'm guaranteed to do what?


Arrgghhh...the thought of going to the after life to meet the Black Spot is indeed a scary thought. Black Spot is normally responsible for sending people to the afterlife, not greeting them up there. :fsm_yarr:
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Postby DaveL on Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:51 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
DaveL wrote:BTW matey I'm having an identity crisis, tryin to werke out which one of youse Oi be talking to. Can yer please explain the difference between Version 1.0 and Version 2.0 of yerself?

Coz if it's anything like a Bill Gates upgrade, I'm definitely talking to the same Zankou. :D

Yarrr..

PS

When will your mate 'Zankou Vista' will be logging on? :D :D


I changed my email address during the server crisis, and did not get the reconfirmation email...I had to create a new account..


YArrrrr...

That is indeed annoyin' matey. There was alot of character duplicatin' goin' on (in Pirates)a few months back.

You should have a talk to Bart about his cloning experiments. There are many thousands of him walking around.
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Postby black bart on Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:54 am

AAARRRRR...me clonin experimental silo on t'Isle o Wight...it be all over grown with weeds an hippies by now. As for the Bart clones...most of em died out in the terrible Fish Head Stew Disaster of 1775. Although there is a rumour that some of them escaped and set up a colony for Gingers on the Pitcairn Islands!
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