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Postby DaveL on Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:21 am

YArrrr...

It looked like a lounge to me. That is until Oi sat on 'im. Yowch!
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Postby black bart on Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:49 am

Black Bart narrowly avoids court injunction by publishing Part 4 of 'Pride n' Predjewdice n' Pirates'

Thee infamous Long Winded Tale author has finally come up with the long anticipated fourth installment of his Magnum Opus. We're happy enough, said the publishers, finally taking the pistol away from Bart's head, as long as he does part 5 before Jane Austin sues him.

Black Bart is 24.
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Postby TwistedSister on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:44 am

black bart wrote:Black Bart is 24.

Aye, they be dog years tho.
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Postby black bart on Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:02 am

TwistedSister wrote:
black bart wrote:Black Bart is 24.

Aye, they be dog years tho.


Aye matey I be definitely a bit dog eared.
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Postby TwistedSister on Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:37 am

Yep, there's a bunch of us old folks around these here parts.
They yunggins keep us on our toes!
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Postby black bart on Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:30 am

TwistedSister wrote:Yep, there's a bunch of us old folks around these here parts.
They yunggins keep us on our toes!


But them yunggins are no good in thee Pirate Quiz.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:12 am

MUAAAAAA-ha-ha-ha-ha! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby black bart on Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:58 am

Cap'n Green Smith to celebrate 50th Birfday 'afloat'?

In an event which many people think could see thee end of the biggest blaggards Portsmouth's ever seen, Cap'n Green Smith is set to celebrate his 5oth birfday next Saturday on board a river boat. A gentle cruise down thee River Thaymses sounds just thee ticket ye moight think, wiv plentee o grog, wenches an vittles aboard. Hunfortunately thee daft bluggit has henvited Cap'n Cronan!!!

Cap'n Black Spot said: 'I be tempted aboard by thee free grog but I be more worried for me safety than when I last ate Fish Head Stew at Black Bart's party' (wot was sensibly held on dry land).

Black Bart said: 'I be afeered fer me loif...but thee grog will be flowin an I'll be wearin a secret loif jacket under me Pleather Coat.

Walktheplank said: 'I be wearin a speshul floatin wig an I be carryin me volume o Long Winded Tales wot will double up as a loif raft.

Thee 'New Southern Belle' will be settin settin sail from Turk's pier at Kingston at 8 bells sharp...wiv Cronan on board they'll be luckee ta taste a sip o grog afore she sinks.

The Guaaaaaarrrrrrrdian will be there ta take photos o thee disaster.
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Postby black bart on Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:39 am

Nef Yoo trapped in Code Box

Portsmouth Celebrates

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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:01 pm

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Portsmouth Hires Code-Talkers to Insure NefYoo Remains Off the Streets!

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:04 pm

ferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll !!!!!
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DIS WEEK ONEE !
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wadermilin gutz fer wun farfin fer a sip !
an wee gotz kanta loopz gutz
fer juss wun pence
fer a bigggg hanfulllll !
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Postby black bart on Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:10 am

Nef Yoo escapes from Code Box

Riots break out in Portsmouth

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Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Nov 20, 2010 1:23 am

Portsmouth Citizens Bar Doors; Batten Hatches
Constables refuse to disclose whether they have any leads in apprehending NefYoo.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:17 pm

heer ye heer ye heer yeeeeeeee
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B tha furse ta haff a sip ov NEf yOos nuuuuu gawva blud !
fer sail behine tha skervee dawg en 2 minitz
fer juss hapinny fer a bigg sip !
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ya bedder hurwy afor tha big piritz hog et all ! :furious:
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Postby black bart on Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:52 am

Nef Yoo told to **** off by English Yobbo

Portsmouth's mayor worried about high level of breeding amongst poor and scurvied masses.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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