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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:45 am

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One Pirate windsurfer. As used by Black Bart in his recent round Canvey Island Race Victory.

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4000 Cronans

Price includes Free trial membership of the Bart Industries windsurfing school.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:29 am

Oi notice yer windsurfer 'as 'GASTRA' all written doon loike in big ol' letters.

That ain't wun o' those deconstipashin windsurfers, izzit?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:30 am

Arrrrgh...it elps wiv maintainin a constant velocity if the wind drops. :?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:57 am

Oi sees, aargh, oi sees. Must be perfict fer buildin' a big ship!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:16 am

Aye. That's why ye hast to wear them rubber trousers when yer uses it.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:01 am

The Black Spot wrote:Aye. That's why ye hast to wear them rubber trousers when yer uses it.

Yer, but they also be tharr fer cosmetik reasons.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:35 am

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Rubber trousers...only one previous owner a Mr Arseburn O'Leary of Cork.

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10 Cronans or nearest offer...please come and take em away soon!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:57 am

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One mouldy old Saracen's head on a stake. A luverly hornement fer yer poop deck...only one previous owner.

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200 cronans or nearest offer...stake included.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:48 am

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One zombified corpse. Great fer parties, weddin's, barmitsfarts, an' fer givin to yer old mam fer Chrizzmaz.
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Fifteen previous owners.
Number in stock: Fifteen.

500 cronans, unmarked, small bills and coins recommended.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:23 am

Aaaaaaargh ye can't get the Saracans these days...plenty o Turks though:

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:25 am

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Ye be bidding on:

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:59 am

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The Black Bart Wig and Beard Emporium offers you...

The Complete Hair Transplant:

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Guaranteed free of infestashun.

500 Cronans per treatment (500 visits on average required unless ye be Walktheplank whence a further 1000 visits may be necessary).
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby DaveL on Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:43 am

Can ye get a Merkan as well?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:17 am

Tis about toim ye auctioned orf some o yer pink frocks matey...they go noice wiv a full beard.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby ChowMein on Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:29 pm

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Ye be bidden fer:

Wun Castirn Calldrun, et be so beg ye kin fit three(3) in tharr !

It dun servd meny a body on me shup!

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Check in evry day as moar cookin implemints ove moine be offerd up fer awkshun !
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