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Since the Armada got scuttledItem:
Sell them to the sushi shop
Bored? Gone slightly nuts on a long voyage?
Havin trubbles losin' card games with the lads?
Not makin' "extra special friends" with your 400lb cabin mate?
Need an understanding ear, that listens to all ye trubbles?
Well this barnacle collection might be just what ye need.
Why scrape them off yer hull, when they can be the onboard friends ye never had.
Talk them for walks...Go fetch stick...Sit boy roll over...Who's a good boy, who's a good boy...
Your lonely days at sea might be over for good!
So buy your new friends today!!
And right now if you buy one barnacle, we'll throw in a whole cluster of 'em absolutley free.