Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:12 am

Seller: Lyke a bilj, onlee not on a shup.
Feedback: Chocklit milk an cookeez
Member since: 1765

Yer bidden on:

A BRANE

Pre-owned, hardlee yoosed.

Etz pree-vyus owner wuz wun Black Bart. Ee won miss et, won even noe ets gone.

Will consider partys-change fer a dee-sint cure fer zomby-ism.

Fank ye, ye welkum.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:42 am

Seller: yer Auntie
Feedback: 100% positive if ye knows wot be good fer ye !
Member: Since me Big Bang

Ye be biddin' fer : Th' Copmlete Illustrated Kama Sutraaarrrgh

condition: slightly used and sticky
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:54 am

Auntie Blackbeard wrote:Seller: yer Auntie
Feedback: 100% positive if ye knows wot be good fer ye !
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Ye be biddin' fer : Th' Copmlete Illustrated Kama Sutraaarrrgh

condition: slightly used and sticky


That mus be thee same book wot I used to ave...

Me n Big Brenda tried out thee posishun on page 43 an I wuz hospitalised for a month.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:31 pm

That book be cursed oi tells ye. Me best mate Scurvey Pete troid tha posy shun whut they called "Lobster Stew" wit Brenda wunce. We ad tah burry im hat sea.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:07 am

Yarrrgh! Me old cabbin bouy, Errol, wunst hattempted pozishun #87: "Thee Moby Dick" at Madame Fifi's. She 'ad t'ave 'im tayken t'orspital, an 'e wuz nevvir kwite rite arfterwerds.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:28 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Yarrrgh! Me old cabbin bouy, Errol, wunst hattempted pozishun #87: "Thee Moby Dick" at Madame Fifi's. She 'ad t'ave 'im tayken t'orspital, an 'e wuz nevvir kwite rite arfterwerds.


Arrrrgh... Errol would ave been fine if he'd a tried it wiv a woman:

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Dem Scumsoft computers be darn sexy mind ye! :lech:
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:17 pm

Yarrrggh!

This be a fambly-frendly forum, an heere ye be, sneekin in pitchers frum the Barrrta Sutra!
Wot wuz ye finkin, lad!

Ye ban.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:53 am

Arrrgh Ye Barrrta Sutra! Tis a more fabled tome than e'en thee Necroplankecon!

Tis all o 4 pages long, includin thee covers, thee index, thee contents and a filthee drawin o Big Brenda.*

Talkin o Big Brenda, I think she's turned up in one o Rainswept's posts in thee 'Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0' topic. Note the first film o thee guy wakin up in bed. :lech:
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby bacon on Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:40 pm

Seller: bacon
Feedback: a bit salty
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Ye be biddin' fer : boix o' ts cookies

oi be sellin' ts cookies in order t' get me annoyin' sales pitch badge

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby TwistedSister on Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:30 am

I feel so honored........ :bounce: :bounce:
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:42 pm

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Yarrrgh, bacon!

Oi sees as ye 'as a nachural talent fer sailsmenshippe, so oi'd loike t'hextend a hinvitayshun t'joyne the Portsmouth Pyrate Public High School chapter ov Pyrate Scouts Internashunal! Wun ov arrrgh hack tivitees be to "sell" Pyrate Scout Cookies (or "Biskits", as they be noan in thee Olde Werlde) evviry yeare to raze dubloons. Report to Capn Baird Sagginsails roight arfter classes tomorrow t'soine hup.

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby bacon on Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:14 pm

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:56 pm

Did ey change tha recipes? Me last box o Weevil Classix dint ave nayer as much weevils as ey yoosed ta.

Oi bawt ha box of em emi tate shuns from tha little girl on me block whats got allem merit badges (hokay oi knocked er down an took em). Oi ammost ran er throo wit me cutlass whin oi reul eyesed thay substituted coconut fer weevils!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:36 am

Seller: fishstewpot
Feedback: 0.0005%
Member: Since 1765

For sale, only 8 Cronan:

Last remainin plate o Admiral Benbow Centenary celebrashun sandwiches:

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Free set o False Teef wiv every sale:

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Get yer bids in afore they go off (again).
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:18 am

Be them sen tannery sammitches gristle sammitches oar sum poor himmy tashun?
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