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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:03 am

Dear Arrrgh-Baye

Oi wish ter lodge a cumplaynt aboot thee resint listin frum fishstewpot. Furst, he in sin yoo ates that thee galley slave 'e be orferin be Greeke, by menshunnin ouzo. Then he claymes 'e 'as a "jacques strappe"! Afore oi lays down me 'arde-urned cronans, oi needes t' no wevver oi be biddin on a Greeke or a Frenchman. Be hit too mutch t'ax fer continyewed peece amonkst me mickst-nashunallity crewe?

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:13 am

Dear Customer we are sorry to report that the fishstewpot listing S998 has since been removed due to the untimely death of the product. We have been forced to give 'fishtewpot' a formal warning for falsifying the description of an an article for sale. It appears that the aforementioned Franko-Grecian Galley Slave was still en route from Bulgaria and had been thrashed to death before he'd even reached the Clashing Rocks of The Black Sea.

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:36 am

Dear Arrrgh-Baye

Oi wish t'fore mully fank yew fer thee toimely reply t' me resint complaynt reegarrrden fishstewpot's item #S998. Oi be releeved t'nose that me cronans baint waisted on a "pre-deceased" croo-min.

Oi also hex tend me hearrrghtiest congradyoolashuns t'yer marrrketin deparrrtmint fer thee halter nut oitems ye sug jested: 'ow did ye nose that oi looked huppe *that verrie slippurr pattern* -- onlie laste weeke?!?!? Oi'm knotte cap'n kiddin ye, neevarrrgh! Oi be *hamazed*! Oi've playste a bidde on them greene slippurrrs an 'ope t'be warin them abowt me cabbin ov a heave-nin, soone.

Yers trooly,
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:04 pm

... let us observe thee new cadets during a class ...



" ..... roight then ye scum , we start ye lot at Deck Swabbin' 101 , foist...GET THEM FINGS OWT OVE YE MOUTHS ! "

Nef Yoo Blackbeard quickly stows his lolly in his breeches while the rest of the students pull out their thumbs and pacifiers .

" Now lads , grab a good stiff wun an get to it !"

"Wid boff ye hanz , grab ye mop an' dip it's head good inna bucket ... if ye keep it wet ye fine yon task be a joy ... YOU THERE , PLOPBOTTOM ! ... Pull up yer diaper !

" That's it laddies , noice even stokes ... YOU THERE ! DRIBBLEPUSS ! OI SAYED TAKE 'ER SLOW ! Whare duz ye fink ye goan afferwerds enywaze ! yer makin' sloppy ..........


Argh ! oi thot this wuz thee PPPS thred ! Dammit !
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Edd on Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:02 pm

Wut be thee opening bidd furr thee Deck Swabbing Crew of New Cadets?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:33 pm

Seller: me
Feedback: ye cnav sm bilje ratz
Member: Sintz 1765

fer sale or trade fer weapinz

wun lolly

dropt only 2 tyms
only wum prebeeus ohnir.
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:39 am

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Up for grabs...

One well edumacated cabin boy wiv own lolly an moustache:

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I'll give ye Fifty Cronan ta take im orf me hands!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:54 am

Seller: me
Feedback: sum ice creem an cake affer supper
Member: Sintz 1765

trade ye fer gettin me owt ove tha bilje agin

Wun boddle ove Ken Worlys ailin majik pollshun

Oi oanlee drinked haffa et .
Et will mak ye jyint in a room wiff a big chare an den ye drink tha pollshun an ye be jyint dreedid pirit loike me an tha chare be a wee wun
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:41 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Seller: me
Feedback: sum ice creem an cake affer supper
Member: Sintz 1765

trade ye fer gettin me owt ove tha bilje agin

Wun boddle ove Ken Worlys ailin majik pollshun

Oi oanlee drinked haffa et .
Et will mak ye jyint in a room wiff a big chare an den ye drink tha pollshun an ye be jyint dreedid pirit loike me an tha chare be a wee wun


Wot the bleedin ell be that lollee made of Nef Yoo? :?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:06 am

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Are you a young virile turtle?

Have you been at sea for too long wivout a girl turtle?

Do you have turtle urges wot ye can't suppress fer much longer?

Feast yer eyes on these beauties...well, ye moight onlee want the one boot...ahem:

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Onlee 500 Cronan...well worth it fer the relief an satisfacshun.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue May 26, 2009 2:29 pm

Seller: me
Feedback: peedza ana fishe eads
Member: Sintz 1765

ye biddin onna full dyaper

Cos i gotta newe wun !
hurry ep rr ells et no smell so goode no moor !

biddin sarrt et wun bigg buttin

wottsa luck !
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Wed May 27, 2009 9:28 am

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Up for grabs...

Wonderful Painting by Michelangelo Buonarroti of Dave L in his pink dress.

Genuine egg Tempera...look luverlee on your ceiling.

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Onlee 7,000,000 Cronans (urry up before the Vatican Police Squad get ere!)
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby TwistedSister on Wed May 27, 2009 9:50 am

Hey, BB was able to post a picture! When did that kick back in?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Thu May 28, 2009 5:15 am

TwistedSister wrote:Hey, BB was able to post a picture! When did that kick back in?


Not just any old picture...just one o thee greatest masterpieces of renaissance art (which I had to queue for four Vatican Brain Curdling Hours to get a glimpse of). :furious:
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:21 am

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Genuine Lego Black Bart figures for sale:

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Comes wiv optional peg leg and hook attachment.

Hours o pleasure guaranteed.

Zombie version ta follow.

Onlee 5 Cronans each.
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