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Re: E Razer alive?

Postby anthrobabe on Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:03 pm

black bart wrote:I think I may have found him!


really and truly--- have you

tell us please do

(oh and you and DaveL and The Black Spot and the rest of them scury louts you been hangin out with have exactly one hour to move that broken down leaky BOAT you call a pirate ship out of the port right of way or I'm having it tugged to the dry dock, and I want my spitoons back also- all spitoons must be left at the Admiral Benbow- it says so on the bottom-just turn one over and check it out)
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Eees

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:09 am

YYYYAAARRRR...He be cunningly disguised as...

E Razer 2

Too many eees if ye asks me!
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Re: E Razer alive?

Postby OZ_Nick on Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:12 am

anthrobabe wrote:(oh and you and DaveL and The Black Spot and the rest of them scury louts you been hangin out with have exactly one hour to move that broken down leaky BOAT you call a pirate ship out of the port right of way or I'm having it tugged to the dry dock, and I want my spitoons back also- all spitoons must be left at the Admiral Benbow- it says so on the bottom-just turn one over and check it out)


Enny wun tries ter tug our ship anny where will get ter taste sum hot metal from the guns. They be all primed an loaded so wotch it!

An' dont be tuchin them spittoons, the contents be wun o' the sekret ingredients in me patented Cronin repelent...
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Nun

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:37 am

AAARRRRRRRR...Drag her back to the monastry lads and force her ta be a Nun!
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Postby anthrobabe on Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:19 am

Ye too OZ_Nick
I gots me I on ye too

I don gives a dreg what ye do wif the stuff en tha spitoons- jus get em back!

and bout that "ship"- Oh I uses the word loosely when talking bout that mess- anyway
go ahead and sees if ye can aim ye guns ye drunken lout!

black bart---- eye'll make ye think nun!

and ye calls yerselfs poirates
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Postby Pachyderm on Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:51 pm

Easy.

Eat a bowl o' Bart's Fish 'Ead Stoo.

Keep ship pointed toward the sun, so yer shadow is behind yer.

No bleedin' pyjama wearing assassin is gonna survive the furst volley.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:59 pm

Eat
and
fishe head stewe does not goes togefer
( mos especially sence me spitoons is still a missin! else the blokes ell yark on tha floors)


I gots me some nice pyjama's on sale at the gud will
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Nun

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:36 am

Just loik the words Nun and Anthrobabe don't go tagether i be suspectin :wink:
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Postby Robbobrob on Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:44 am

It grieves my sea shanty heart to admit this but: I think my son is a Ninja!!!

He snucj into my room the other night and I knew not of his very presence until he spoke.

He could of slit my throat I tell you....if only he were old enough to use a knife.
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:47 am

Arrr... Fear not matey. Doesn't mean yer son be a ninja 'cos he snuck into yer room.

After a night on the grog, a brace o' elephants could smash their way into me cabin an' I'd never hear 'em.
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Postby Etay on Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:50 am

I be thinkin' yer "Mathematical symbol-like things" are pointin' in the wrond direction, mate.

Cowboys < Ninjas < Pirates

As a Pirate, e'en I will admit that Ninjas be far better than yer pansy-faced Cowboys.
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Postby Pachyderm on Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:34 pm

As is obvious, pirates are the finest form of loife known. Does anyone else counter global warmin'? No. Jist us.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:14 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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