A sad day for Piratin'.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We at the Subgenius Center for Pirate Studiesâ„¢ have made a startling discovery.

To our horror, we have conclusively proven that cowboys > ninjas > pirates.

It seems that pirates cannot pursue ninjas to their mountain strongholds, but for every pirate captain walking the poop deck, there is room for 50 ninjas in his shadow.

Conversely, ninjas are powerless against cowboys, because there are no shadows at high noon.

But all hope is not lost. We are currently working on a pirate ship with huge wheels installed on it to allow raids on the lairs of these nefarious pajama-wearing freaks. And after that, it's off to Tombstone, to teach those friggin' cowboys a lesson they'll never forget.

Or kill me.

TGRR,
Arrrrrrh!

[ChowMein]

ARRRR!Rev. Roger, Me poop deck be dangerous fer 'em . It was to dangerous fer me shadow Taint seen it en a fortnite......

[The Good Reverend Roger]

ARRRR!Rev. Roger, Me poop deck be dangerous fer 'em . It was to dangerous fer me shadow Taint seen it en a fortnite......

The ninjas stole your shadow? Great "Bob"! Things are worse than we feared!

[black bart]

AAARRRR the never endin debate about Pirates and Ninjas...it reminds o the toim I recruited a Ninja to me crew whilst on a voyage to South China Seas. He was impressive in his black garments, the silk made no sound as he moved like a cat through the darkness. He ate virtually nothing which bolstered his health against the rest of me Scurvy crew. He climbed the rigging like a spider, and pounced on his adversaries like a hawk. It seemed like he never slept, always awake, always alert, his nerves of steel ready to thwart any foe.

We had to get rid of im though...his peg leg made such a racket ye could hear im comin a mile off!

[The Black Spot]

I think I remembers him.

Weren't he the one wi' the hackin' cough 'oo farted all the time?

[black bart]

What appens if ye crosses a Pit Bull Terrier wiv a Ninja?

Ye gets a very chewed up Ninja!

[The Black Spot]

No, no, no! Yers wrong. It'll lick 'im t' death.

I has it on good authority.

[DaveL]

YArrrrrr...

I'm getting bad thoughts of a pitbull in the act of crossing. I feel sorry for the ninjas leg.

[brodieboy]

Our research found a little different:
Ninjas > Pirates
Cowboys > Ninjas
Pirates > Cowboys (except in space. No-one beats Spike Spiegel)

It's like paper-scissors-rock, with no one team able to claim total victory.

[Zankou 2.0]

Our research found a little different:
Ninjas > Pirates
Cowboys > Ninjas
Pirates > Cowboys (except in space. No-one beats Spike Spiegel)

It's like paper-scissors-rock, with no one team able to claim total victory.

I found that

Elf > (Ninja=Pirate=) > Cowboys

Ninja + Pirate=Ninja-Pirate

FSM > (Ninja-Pirate = Elf) > everything else

This after 600 years of research.

[black bart]

You don't come from Italy do you mate? It's just that someone else we know off the Pirate Board had a penchant for unfathomable formulae.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Tis true Zankou, beware of swapping threads with E.Raser, yewl do yer head in trying to understand 'im.

[PantyGnawer]

YArrrr...

Tis true Zankou, beware of swapping threads with E.Raser, yewl do yer head in trying to understand 'im.

Yeah I used to think that this was due to the whole language barrier thing, but I've come to realize that its based on something far deeper!

Wouldn't mind hanging out with him though, as long as I had me some strong psychedelics!

[ChowMein]

I wonder where E. is? One of the great pirates . I miss his posts ! . I hope he's alright .

[black bart]

I think I may have found him!