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Are all pirates pastafarians?

Postby NintendoPastafarian on Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:47 pm

well, are all pirates pastafarians, or r they just the chosen people. And if so are all pastafarians pirates? I'm a lil confused here.
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:11 am

AVAST NP !


Frum wot eyes be see 'n dAAR pirates is all pastafarians , buts not all pastarians be pirates .

So both pastafarians an' pirates be highly flavoured with sauces.
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Postby DaveL on Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:22 am

Yarrrr...

Well the short answer to that is YES, NO and ARGHH!

No matey, they be as diverse as the number of rum varieties ye can get at The Dribblin Parrot Inn on a Friday night. Last count Oi thinks that was approximately 1. That 'Captains Delight' will strip the enamel of yer teeth.

O'ive never been 'chosen' fer anything, apart from being a cut throat and leading raiding parties into parts unknown.

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Postby The Black Spot on Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:00 am

Indeed these be deep and weighty questions.

But seein' as we're all illiterate uneducated scum, don't be expectin' an answer anytime soon.
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Re: Are all pirates pastafarians?

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:02 am

NintendoPastafarian wrote:well, are all pirates pastafarians, or r they just the chosen people. And if so are all pastafarians pirates? I'm a lil confused here.


AARRRRRRRR...I were confused an all matey...but when ye be at sea fer all that toim...no wonder we hinvented mermaids!
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Postby NintendoPastafarian on Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:32 am

Arr, well, me an me harties were bickering over a jug of grog and we came upon this topic; do ya have to belive in the flying spaghetti monster to become a real pirate. I says yes, but some of thems say no way. So i smashed me harties over the head, but it still got me woundering...
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:26 pm

NintendoPastafarian wrote:Arr, well, me an me harties were bickering over a jug of grog ...


ARRR! Be sure ta 'ave more en wun jug next toime...Arrrr!
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Postby DaveL on Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:24 pm

NintendoPastafarian wrote: So i smashed me harties over the head, but it still got me woundering...


YArrrr...

That be one of me favourite past times. In fact it be me favourite way to start an all-in tavern brawl.

Last time me and The Black Spot had a disageement, Oi affectionately cracked him on the head wifs a full tankard of ale. It didn't hurt him a bit, however he got disoriented and couldn't remembers who hit him.

He went beserk and took on the entire bar. YArrrr...it was a blood bath. Those sure were the days!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:15 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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