Oi thought oi'd come wif a winnin' plan, make a pot o' cash, style of a thing.
Hied me off ter Jamaica, took the Governor's daughter hostage. Left 'im a note ( in me own blood, gotta look good..) sayin' how if'n he didn't cough up the readies, me an' the crew would have our wicked ways wif the sprog, an' then sell 'er off to an Eastern gent whut Oi knows who is allus in the market fer the whoite wimmen, like.
Sounds good, dunnit?
Bleedin' wumman, she loikes the dashin' buccaneer types, an' falls fer the pyrate in charge.
Now it's all "No swearing. Why can't you get a new peg instead of that termite infested one. Are you wearing clean underwear, you might get caught by the Navy."
Bloody hostages. Don't, thats moi advice
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