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Postby walktheplank » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:00 am

yarrr Hostages, neer had a hostage in me loife. Any unfriendly (and some friendly) blaggard gits on me ship an they'll foind out why me name is Walk the Plank. It'll be a one way ticket to Davy Jones for them thats fer sure.
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Postby ChowMein » Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:42 am

AHOY! DERE CAPn DAVE! ,

Argh! I be memmurin me lass see battel , eyes dun got grape shot up me nose , it's thee pits! ARGH!

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Postby DaveL » Sat Jun 16, 2007 4:15 am

YArrrrr...

Chow there certainly be nuthin' werse than gettin grape pits up yer nose. My advice - just eat the purple fleshy bit and spit the seeds out.

Oi once knew a deck hand sniffed grape seeds through a straw. The pain on his nostrils was enormous. One time he sneezed and killed me prize parrot.

Just stick to eatin fruit wif yer mouth, not yer nose!
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Postby ChowMein » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:26 am

HOSTAGE!!! @#$%& DUD I HERES @#$%& HOSTAGES @#$% Oi @#$&% HOSTAGES @#$& HOSTAGES!!!

.....ahem....

Wun thin oi nay longAAR kin stanza hostage!

Wot wid all dere moanin' en groanin' loike "ohhh ye cutz offin me ear "...."ohhh ye kilt me 'ole crew"...ohhh ye sank me battleship !!!

@#$%&$ HOSTAGES @#$@ WURFLESS @#$&% NO %$#@ GUD $#@& HOSTAGES !!!

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Lafitte

Postby black bart » Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:17 am

YYYYAAARRRR...Hoity Toity Frog Pirates get up me nose...I hope that blaggard Lafitte aint still around these waters!
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Postby DaveL » Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:00 am

Yeah, but Frog Pirates can actually cook decent food :wink:
Oi hear's they be right into Frogs Leg Stew.
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Coq

Postby black bart » Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:44 am

YYYAAARRRRRR...I was tryin to tempt Lafitte out of harbour for a final showdown...Fish Head Stew versus Coq au Vin!
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Postby DaveL » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:01 am

YArrrr...

And of course Lafitte won, as he actually used real meat, Oi'm bettin'
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Postby ChowMein » Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:49 am

FROG PiRATS! DUD EYES 'EAR FROooG PiRATS!!@#$%....Wurfless frog pirats...dem wee hanz can't much more'n hold a peach pit .

@#$%& Day croak to easy @#$%& wurse pirats eyes ever hadda bored @#$%& frogs.

Never cud fit wun up me nose needer.

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Blaggard

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:05 pm

DaveL wrote:YArrrr...

And of course Lafitte won, as he actually used real meat, Oi'm bettin'


YYYAAARRRRR...Nay the Blaggard wuz disqualified fer usin too much Coq and not enough Vin!!
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Postby ChowMein » Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:57 am

AHHHHHgagagaga..! I wunce gots olive oil up me nose ! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! gagagaga............

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Postby DaveL » Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:02 am

YArrr...

Crikeys Chow, you must have big nostrils. How did Popeye feel about ya shuvin his girlfriend up yer nose?
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Ell

Postby black bart » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:32 am

How the bleedin ell are we gettin away with this?
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Postby DaveL » Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:53 am

YArrrrrr...

I've got a few things to get out of me nose.

I think I'll need to see Knuckles O'Shuffle about buying one of those mainsail sized hankerchiefs.
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Wash

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:01 am

AAAARRRRR, I'd give em a good wash afore ye use em!

Hang on a mo me hearty...I'm gettin a shout from the riggin...

Not now ye blaggard...tell Seaman Staines to put those hammocks back up at once!
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