yarrr Hostages, neer had a hostage in me loife. Any unfriendly (and some friendly) blaggard gits on me ship an they'll foind out why me name is Walk the Plank. It'll be a one way ticket to Davy Jones for them thats fer sure.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.