What gets up your Piratey nose...

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What gets up your Piratey nose...

Postby DaveL on Fri May 25, 2007 7:07 am

Dear Mateys,

Bein' a pirate is full of frustrations. Havin' only one eye, managing the most out of your prosthetic limb, cleaning up after yer parrot. It's all in a days werke.

The age of the modern pirate is indeed a frustratin' one. Arggh 'speshally wif all those ninjas runnin' about.

So what gets up your nose...apart from snuff powder of course (YArrrr!).

Pull up a pew at the bar, we are all ears (except the one that got cut off in a brawl).

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Postby Zankou on Fri May 25, 2007 9:12 am

AAAArgh. what get up me piratical nose, ye ask?

People who interfere in other peoples personal lives, that really gets me goat.
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Postby DaveL on Fri May 25, 2007 9:35 am

YArrrr...

Tis a good point matey. There be nuthin werse than goats interferin in yer personal life. Although Oi hear that sheep can be pretty demandin' as well.

O'id be avoidin anything wif cloven hoofs, as they're are just downright trouble. :wink:
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Postby Zankou on Fri May 25, 2007 5:12 pm

Aaargh, thee be misunderstanding me euphemism.
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Postby DaveL on Fri May 25, 2007 6:22 pm

YArrrr...

Oi wuz just pullin' yer peg leg matey. Do tell, do tell!

What gets up me nose...

I wuz given a treasure map by this ole geezer for 20 dubloon. It had this mysterious island wif 'Y' marks the spot on it.

When I asked him for directions, he told me it woud cost another 20 dubloon. Then when I asked him whether the 'Y' was the same as an 'X', he told me it was secret that would cost 20 dubloon more.

Followin' 50 more questions about where the treasure was, this geezer had managed to liberate of me entire lifetime savings.

What's the world comin' to when yer can't make any honest livin' being a evil thievin', cutthroat, murderer?
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Postby Zankou on Fri May 25, 2007 6:24 pm

Yaarrrr, you should have just threatened to cut his throat if he didn't give ya the directions, you silly man.
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Postby DaveL on Fri May 25, 2007 11:29 pm

YArrrr...

Who are ye callin silly yer pilchard? Stupid yes, silly...hey pirates have feelings too you know.

You should've seen which part of his body his map ended up in. :D
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Postby black bart on Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:31 am

AAARRRRRRGGH...If I be guessin roight, Ye shoved it right up his...
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:10 am

Gah! Hostages. They be a right pain in the peg.

It should be quite simple really- ye throws 'em in the bilge, writes yer ransom note and wait fer the money to arrive. But no- the blaggards keep tryin' to escape. So then ye has all the bother of chainin' 'em up an' postin' a guard on 'em.

Why can't they just sit there an' wait it out? Bluddy nuisance I tells ye.
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Postby DaveL on Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:04 am

YArrrr...

Feedin' 'em can be a real pain. Oi spent half me ships resources feedin' this fat French 'Marquis' hostage wifs a 'penchant' for eatin garden snails.

Problem was we has to land on this bleedin' island and catch the slippery little buggers. It took us ages, and we ended up gettin' ambushed by some tribe of Carib Indians. That blow dart in me bum really hurt!

In the end, we ended up chuckin' Monsieur Snail overboard with his dinner...yar!
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Postby fractal on Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:32 am

DaveL wrote:What's the world comin' to when yer can't make any honest livin' being a evil thievin', cutthroat, murderer?

HAhaaaar!

I be with ye matey. I may be just a Jim Lad ere but ye notice anythin queer 'bout em landlubbers these days? They be the one's thievin, cutthroatin' and murdererin', I say, and thar aint nothin' honest 'bout it either.

That's what gets up me nose.
Arrr...mateys...


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Postby black bart on Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:47 am

Hostages...I loves Hostages...Hostages and Chips, Hostages and Mash, Hostage Roll...

...OK, I'll get in the Open Boat again...4,000 miles to land ye say...I thought me joke about the nun was worse though...
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Re: Hostages

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:48 am

black bart wrote:...OK, I'll get in the Open Boat again...


Gah! You're back are ye? I thought we'd got rid o' yer, yer blaggard.
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Postby ChowMein on Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:02 am

YAR DE YAR YAR!!

Hostages, eyes nay had a hostage fur a long spell, eyes be tearing up at de taught of one dis verie minut, cud never fit one up me nose doh.

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Postby black bart on Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:56 am

YYYAARRRRRRRR...Tis a boardin party from the Land that Toim Forgot!

Give us yer wenches yer Scurvy lot...or twill be the worse fer ye!
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