Dear Mateys,
Bein' a pirate is full of frustrations. Havin' only one eye, managing the most out of your prosthetic limb, cleaning up after yer parrot. It's all in a days werke.
The age of the modern pirate is indeed a frustratin' one. Arggh 'speshally wif all those ninjas runnin' about.
So what gets up your nose...apart from snuff powder of course (YArrrr!).
Pull up a pew at the bar, we are all ears (except the one that got cut off in a brawl).
Koind Regards,
Capn Dave
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What gets up your Piratey nose...
by DaveL on Fri May 25, 2007 7:07 am
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by Zankou on Fri May 25, 2007 9:12 am
AAAArgh. what get up me piratical nose, ye ask?
People who interfere in other peoples personal lives, that really gets me goat.
People who interfere in other peoples personal lives, that really gets me goat.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.
"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean
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"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.
"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean
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by DaveL on Fri May 25, 2007 9:35 am
YArrrr...
Tis a good point matey. There be nuthin werse than goats interferin in yer personal life. Although Oi hear that sheep can be pretty demandin' as well.
O'id be avoidin anything wif cloven hoofs, as they're are just downright trouble.
Tis a good point matey. There be nuthin werse than goats interferin in yer personal life. Although Oi hear that sheep can be pretty demandin' as well.
O'id be avoidin anything wif cloven hoofs, as they're are just downright trouble.
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by Zankou on Fri May 25, 2007 5:12 pm
Aaargh, thee be misunderstanding me euphemism.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.
"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean
Zankou, Vice Fuhrer of The Grammar Nazis.
Click here!
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.
"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean
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by DaveL on Fri May 25, 2007 6:22 pm
YArrrr...
Oi wuz just pullin' yer peg leg matey. Do tell, do tell!
What gets up me nose...
I wuz given a treasure map by this ole geezer for 20 dubloon. It had this mysterious island wif 'Y' marks the spot on it.
When I asked him for directions, he told me it woud cost another 20 dubloon. Then when I asked him whether the 'Y' was the same as an 'X', he told me it was secret that would cost 20 dubloon more.
Followin' 50 more questions about where the treasure was, this geezer had managed to liberate of me entire lifetime savings.
What's the world comin' to when yer can't make any honest livin' being a evil thievin', cutthroat, murderer?
Oi wuz just pullin' yer peg leg matey. Do tell, do tell!
What gets up me nose...
I wuz given a treasure map by this ole geezer for 20 dubloon. It had this mysterious island wif 'Y' marks the spot on it.
When I asked him for directions, he told me it woud cost another 20 dubloon. Then when I asked him whether the 'Y' was the same as an 'X', he told me it was secret that would cost 20 dubloon more.
Followin' 50 more questions about where the treasure was, this geezer had managed to liberate of me entire lifetime savings.
What's the world comin' to when yer can't make any honest livin' being a evil thievin', cutthroat, murderer?
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by Zankou on Fri May 25, 2007 6:24 pm
Yaarrrr, you should have just threatened to cut his throat if he didn't give ya the directions, you silly man.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.
"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean
Zankou, Vice Fuhrer of The Grammar Nazis.
Click here!
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.
"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean
Zankou, Vice Fuhrer of The Grammar Nazis.
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Shove
by black bart on Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:31 am
AAARRRRRRGGH...If I be guessin roight, Ye shoved it right up his...
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by The Black Spot on Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:10 am
Gah! Hostages. They be a right pain in the peg.
It should be quite simple really- ye throws 'em in the bilge, writes yer ransom note and wait fer the money to arrive. But no- the blaggards keep tryin' to escape. So then ye has all the bother of chainin' 'em up an' postin' a guard on 'em.
Why can't they just sit there an' wait it out? Bluddy nuisance I tells ye.
It should be quite simple really- ye throws 'em in the bilge, writes yer ransom note and wait fer the money to arrive. But no- the blaggards keep tryin' to escape. So then ye has all the bother of chainin' 'em up an' postin' a guard on 'em.
Why can't they just sit there an' wait it out? Bluddy nuisance I tells ye.
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by DaveL on Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:04 am
YArrrr...
Feedin' 'em can be a real pain. Oi spent half me ships resources feedin' this fat French 'Marquis' hostage wifs a 'penchant' for eatin garden snails.
Problem was we has to land on this bleedin' island and catch the slippery little buggers. It took us ages, and we ended up gettin' ambushed by some tribe of Carib Indians. That blow dart in me bum really hurt!
In the end, we ended up chuckin' Monsieur Snail overboard with his dinner...yar!
Feedin' 'em can be a real pain. Oi spent half me ships resources feedin' this fat French 'Marquis' hostage wifs a 'penchant' for eatin garden snails.
Problem was we has to land on this bleedin' island and catch the slippery little buggers. It took us ages, and we ended up gettin' ambushed by some tribe of Carib Indians. That blow dart in me bum really hurt!
In the end, we ended up chuckin' Monsieur Snail overboard with his dinner...yar!
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by fractal on Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:32 am
DaveL wrote:What's the world comin' to when yer can't make any honest livin' being a evil thievin', cutthroat, murderer?
HAhaaaar!
I be with ye matey. I may be just a Jim Lad ere but ye notice anythin queer 'bout em landlubbers these days? They be the one's thievin, cutthroatin' and murdererin', I say, and thar aint nothin' honest 'bout it either.
That's what gets up me nose.
Arrr...mateys...
*swabs the deck*
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Hostages
by black bart on Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:47 am
Hostages...I loves Hostages...Hostages and Chips, Hostages and Mash, Hostage Roll...
...OK, I'll get in the Open Boat again...4,000 miles to land ye say...I thought me joke about the nun was worse though...
...OK, I'll get in the Open Boat again...4,000 miles to land ye say...I thought me joke about the nun was worse though...
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Re: Hostages
by The Black Spot on Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:48 am
black bart wrote:...OK, I'll get in the Open Boat again...
Gah! You're back are ye? I thought we'd got rid o' yer, yer blaggard.
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by ChowMein on Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:02 am
YAR DE YAR YAR!!
Hostages, eyes nay had a hostage fur a long spell, eyes be tearing up at de taught of one dis verie minut, cud never fit one up me nose doh.
Howse duz ye do it me foine buckos?
Hostages, eyes nay had a hostage fur a long spell, eyes be tearing up at de taught of one dis verie minut, cud never fit one up me nose doh.
Howse duz ye do it me foine buckos?
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Boarding
by black bart on Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:56 am
YYYAARRRRRRRR...Tis a boardin party from the Land that Toim Forgot!
Give us yer wenches yer Scurvy lot...or twill be the worse fer ye!
Give us yer wenches yer Scurvy lot...or twill be the worse fer ye!
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