my freind bought a new sailing boat a ditchy thing but still pretty snazzy setting him back about Â£400 ($800 give or take) and weve been molding into the form of a pirate ship or pirate boat improving the finish on it ect.
it was yesterday afternoon that when we went down to the docks we were horrified to find that some *$#@%?# jack ass has total trashed it.
the vessel has been deemed un fit to sail, as they managed about Â£200 to Â£250 damage too it.
someone had purposely gone out of the way to wreck it by ripping down the sail, breaking the mast and stubbing out about 6 or 7 cigerets on the seats it appeard theyd tried to remove the vessel from its morings and failed miserably it then appears that in an effort to sink the boat the threw a brick around and again failed miserbly.
I already tried. Turns out Beaker lacks bowels, and instead possessed a series of tubes that he calls the internet.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory. -Darwin
There be nuthin worse than some blighter trying to scuttle yer prized possession. If oi wuz you, O'id do what any blaggard worth his salt would do. Go plunder another one! Oi hear this ones ripe for the pickin'