our pirate "ship" is ruined :(

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our pirate "ship" is ruined :(

Postby tassel-head » Wed May 23, 2007 6:08 pm

my freind bought a new sailing boat a ditchy thing but still pretty snazzy setting him back about £400 ($800 give or take) and weve been molding into the form of a pirate ship or pirate boat improving the finish on it ect.

it was yesterday afternoon that when we went down to the docks we were horrified to find that some *$#@%?# jack ass has total trashed it.
the vessel has been deemed un fit to sail, as they managed about £200 to £250 damage too it.
someone had purposely gone out of the way to wreck it by ripping down the sail, breaking the mast and stubbing out about 6 or 7 cigerets on the seats it appeard theyd tried to remove the vessel from its morings and failed miserably it then appears that in an effort to sink the boat the threw a brick around and again failed miserbly.

im blaming hari krishnas

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Postby Brother Beaker » Wed May 23, 2007 9:11 pm

Are you sure that ninjas weren't responsible?

Night attack....destruction of property....pirates lost out....

It all adds up.

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Postby Zankou » Wed May 23, 2007 9:21 pm

Brother Beaker wrote:Are you sure that ninjas weren't responsible?

Night attack....destruction of property....pirates lost out....

It all adds up.

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Postby EarthRise » Wed May 23, 2007 9:39 pm

I already tried. Turns out Beaker lacks bowels, and instead possessed a series of tubes that he calls the internet.
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Postby Zankou » Wed May 23, 2007 9:40 pm

Cool.


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Postby Cryofdragon » Thu May 24, 2007 5:54 am

^ nice.
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Postby DaveL » Thu May 24, 2007 6:04 am

Arrrr...

There be nuthin worse than some blighter trying to scuttle yer prized possession. If oi wuz you, O'id do what any blaggard worth his salt would do. Go plunder another one! Oi hear this ones ripe for the pickin'

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Postby black bart » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:40 am

AAAARRRGH...better stay clear o this one though...unless we can smuggle Capn Cronan aboard!

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Postby ChowMein » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:11 am

Junked yer vessel ya say!! Must be the work of He Hun Lo of the Pile O Junk.He must have taught he wuz helping out wiff the renovashuns thinking ye wuz paying homage to his own ship.

Most fortuitus He Flung Dung wuz not about.

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Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:17 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum


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