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Rubbish pirate jokes

Postby Cardinal Fang » Sat May 19, 2007 4:57 pm

- Why are pirates pirates?
- Because the aaaaaaarrrrrrrr.


- Where to Chav pirates shop?
- Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr-gos


- How to pirates kill their wives/ husbands?
- Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr-snic


- Which football team do pirates support?
- Plymouth Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr-gyle or Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr-snal



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Postby EarthRise » Sat May 19, 2007 5:42 pm

What amino acid makes up the pirate protein?
Aaaaaaarrrr-ginine

What patterns do pirates have on their sweaters?
Aaaaaaarrrr-gyle

What type of bread do pirates use for sandiches?
Aaaaaarrrr-tisan
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Postby sassy/shady » Sun May 20, 2007 9:55 am

Which gas do pirates use in their lightbulbs?
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgon

What do pirates like to study at university (other than plunderin')?
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrchitechture

Which state has the largest pirate population?
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrkansas

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Postby brodieboy » Thu May 24, 2007 7:14 am

Have you seen the new pirate movie?
It's rated Arrrrrrrrrr

Where do pirates buy their toys?
Toys Arrrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Postby DaveL » Thu May 24, 2007 7:48 am

What do you get when you cross the pope with a pirate?

A C-arrrrrrr-dinal?

What's the definition of a Solitary Texan Pirate?

A Lone St-arrrrrr
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Postby Cardinal Fang » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:36 pm

Two more...


What do pirates eat?

Fish and ships


What sauce do they have with it?


T - aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr - tare

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