The issue of global wrming is high on the political agenda in the UK at the moment, so in an effort to assist the current goverment in the attempt to combat this grave problem I raised a petition to aid them. Alas I was not taken seriously and my efforts were rejected. Below is the petition and the reason for rejection;
I'm sorry to inform you that your petition has been rejected.
Your petition was classed as being in the following categories:
* Intended to be humorous, or has no point about government
You have four weeks in which to do this, after which your
petition will appear in the list of rejected petitions.
Your petition reads:
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to: 'combat
global warming by converting Her Majestys Navy warships into
galleons and staffing them with pirates, as preached by Church
of the FSM'
In accordance with the teachings of the Church of the Flying
Spaghetti Monster, the rise in global warming can be directly
attributed to the decreasing number of pirates who sail the
seven seas. By kitting out all of the navies warships as
galleons, and transforming our sailors to pirates, a huge step
can be taken to restore the ozone layer to its former glory.
It would also address falling recruitment levels , as pirates
-- the ePetitions team