Beyond the FSM: Ninja+Pirate? Coexistance?

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Is this acceptable?

Yes!
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Commit Seppuku
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Go away you stupid Ninja
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Whatever
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Postby Zickor » Tue May 29, 2007 1:24 pm

I need to delete this double post, any ideas?
It is my firm belief that the 'Are ya ready kids?' pirate is one of the best ever.

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Postby EarthRise » Tue May 29, 2007 1:34 pm

But that would suggest that ninjas are forever rigid in their philosophies. Even descended from the most vile race on earth, the Hari Krishnas, ninjas are capable of rational thought, and can therefore look back and realize that his ancestors have committed great wrong. Subsequently, the repentant ninja may embrace the lifestyle of the most holy FSM.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Postby Zickor » Tue May 29, 2007 4:05 pm

EarthRise wrote:But that would suggest that ninjas are forever rigid in their philosophies. Even descended from the most vile race on earth, the Hari Krishnas, ninjas are capable of rational thought, and can therefore look back and realize that his ancestors have committed great wrong. Subsequently, the repentant ninja may embrace the lifestyle of the most holy FSM.


'twere the other way around. Krishnas descended from ninjas, which means the ninjas originally had this contempt, of which the krishnas carried on.
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Postby EarthRise » Tue May 29, 2007 4:14 pm

Zickor wrote:'twere the other way around. Krishnas descended from ninjas, which means the ninjas originally had this contempt, of which the krishnas carried on.


Apologies for the mistake in semantics.

Nonetheless, your statement rests on the notion that contempt is somehow genetic, which is clearly not the case. Contempt is a taught concept, and while some ninjas undoubtedly retained a prejudice against pirates into their adult years, abd passed it on by teaching it to their children - which in many generations produced the Krishnas - other ninjas had the grace and compassion to reject conditioned bigotry and realize that pirates truly are His chosen people, and that the FSM is the true god of everything.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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