Duke wrote:Sort of, only deadlier and with less self flagellation.
{insert innuendo}
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by Duke on Mon May 07, 2007 7:44 pm
Oh, and we have a sense of humor and social skills. Other important differences from the Opus Dei.
Duke
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Occam on Mon May 07, 2007 8:03 pm
Duke wrote:Oh, and we have a sense of humor and social skills. Other important differences from the Opus Dei.
One of Blair's ministers is Opus Dei. Nothing wrong withthat per se ... but she has no sense of humour. And she may or may not have assassinated a certain weapons inspector.
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by Duke on Mon May 07, 2007 10:07 pm
That was no suicide. I think the conspiracy goes straight to the top.
Duke
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Baggy on Wed May 09, 2007 9:40 am
Occam wrote:Duke wrote:That was no suicide. I think the conspiracy goes straight to the top.
Duke
The Pope?
Higher than that, Jesus H. Christ himself.
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by Occam on Wed May 09, 2007 10:22 am
Baggy wrote:higher than that, Jesus H. Christ himself.Occam wrote:Duke wrote:That was no suicide. I think the conspiracy goes straight to the top.
Duke
The Pope?
J's dead baby, J's dead.
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by Duke on Wed May 09, 2007 2:08 pm
Occam wrote:Duke wrote:That was no suicide. I think the conspiracy goes straight to the top.
Duke
The Pope?
No, the Man himself.
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Stockwell Day on Wed May 09, 2007 3:47 pm
Ninja pirates exist, but they're quite unstable and kill pretty much everything that mentions them. In fact, you have only minutes left to live. I'd commit Seppuku before they can get to you, it's a much better way to go.
Here's an aricle on them:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ninja_pirate
Here's an aricle on them:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ninja_pirate
Bitches don't know about my strict Christian values and anti-gay views.
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by Duke on Wed May 09, 2007 4:03 pm
I wrote part of that article, the first sentence and the second paragraph of "The Origins of the Paradox". 
I heart the Uncyclopedia.
Duke
I heart the Uncyclopedia.
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by brodieboy on Fri May 11, 2007 8:28 am
I too was worried about the apparent ninja hatred, especially when I realised that I had ninja skills of my own - incredible stealth, super reflexes etc. I was rather concerned
Nowadays, I'm comfortable with my hybrid lifestyle
Nowadays, I'm comfortable with my hybrid lifestyle
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by Duke on Fri May 11, 2007 1:55 pm
Oh, good to hear. Whenever I find myself bothered by people who hate Ninjas, I... deal with it, if you know what I mean.
Duke
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Duke on Sun May 13, 2007 6:52 am
Well...kinda...I guess...
Pirates are a little louder. But just as lovable!
Duke
Pirates are a little louder. But just as lovable!
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Zickor on Tue May 29, 2007 1:24 pm
But, does it not say in the Gospel itself,
"Hari Krishnas, who are descended from Ninjas, banded together at seaports, and declared holy war against the Pirates. By tens of thousands, maybe even dozens, the boarded stell-plated kayaks and paddled out in search of Pirates, whom they intended to annihilate from the four corners of the earth."
Later it goes on to say,
"What followed next was a mass slaughter as the Pirates tried to pass out treats while the Krishnas beat and sliced them to death with their double-bladed kayak paddles."
Surely, we cannot trust the forefathers of those who slew our forefathers?
"Hari Krishnas, who are descended from Ninjas, banded together at seaports, and declared holy war against the Pirates. By tens of thousands, maybe even dozens, the boarded stell-plated kayaks and paddled out in search of Pirates, whom they intended to annihilate from the four corners of the earth."
Later it goes on to say,
"What followed next was a mass slaughter as the Pirates tried to pass out treats while the Krishnas beat and sliced them to death with their double-bladed kayak paddles."
Surely, we cannot trust the forefathers of those who slew our forefathers?
It is my firm belief that the 'Are ya ready kids?' pirate is one of the best ever.
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