Beyond the FSM: Ninja+Pirate? Coexistance?

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Is this acceptable?

Yes!
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Commit Seppuku
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Go away you stupid Ninja
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Whatever
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Total votes : 23

Postby Occam on Mon May 07, 2007 7:23 pm

Duke wrote:Sort of, only deadlier and with less self flagellation.


{insert innuendo}
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Postby Duke on Mon May 07, 2007 7:44 pm

Oh, and we have a sense of humor and social skills. Other important differences from the Opus Dei.


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Postby Occam on Mon May 07, 2007 8:03 pm

Duke wrote:Oh, and we have a sense of humor and social skills. Other important differences from the Opus Dei.


One of Blair's ministers is Opus Dei. Nothing wrong withthat per se ... but she has no sense of humour. And she may or may not have assassinated a certain weapons inspector.
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Postby Duke on Mon May 07, 2007 10:07 pm

That was no suicide. I think the conspiracy goes straight to the top.


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby Occam on Wed May 09, 2007 8:58 am

Duke wrote:That was no suicide. I think the conspiracy goes straight to the top.


Duke


The Pope?
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Postby Baggy on Wed May 09, 2007 9:40 am

Occam wrote:
Duke wrote:That was no suicide. I think the conspiracy goes straight to the top.


Duke


The Pope?

Higher than that, Jesus H. Christ himself.
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Postby Occam on Wed May 09, 2007 10:22 am

Baggy wrote:
Occam wrote:
Duke wrote:That was no suicide. I think the conspiracy goes straight to the top.


Duke


The Pope?
higher than that, Jesus H. Christ himself.


J's dead baby, J's dead.
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Postby Duke on Wed May 09, 2007 2:08 pm

Occam wrote:
Duke wrote:That was no suicide. I think the conspiracy goes straight to the top.


Duke


The Pope?


No, the Man himself. :wink:


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--Mark Twain


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby Stockwell Day on Wed May 09, 2007 3:47 pm

Ninja pirates exist, but they're quite unstable and kill pretty much everything that mentions them. In fact, you have only minutes left to live. I'd commit Seppuku before they can get to you, it's a much better way to go.


Here's an aricle on them:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ninja_pirate
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Postby Duke on Wed May 09, 2007 4:03 pm

I wrote part of that article, the first sentence and the second paragraph of "The Origins of the Paradox". :)

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--Mark Twain


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby brodieboy on Fri May 11, 2007 8:28 am

I too was worried about the apparent ninja hatred, especially when I realised that I had ninja skills of my own - incredible stealth, super reflexes etc. I was rather concerned

Nowadays, I'm comfortable with my hybrid lifestyle
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Postby Duke on Fri May 11, 2007 1:55 pm

Oh, good to hear. Whenever I find myself bothered by people who hate Ninjas, I... deal with it, if you know what I mean.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby Meatball on Sat May 12, 2007 9:38 pm

pirates are sea ninjas
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Postby Duke on Sun May 13, 2007 6:52 am

Well...kinda...I guess...

Pirates are a little louder. But just as lovable!


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby Zickor on Tue May 29, 2007 1:24 pm

But, does it not say in the Gospel itself,

"Hari Krishnas, who are descended from Ninjas, banded together at seaports, and declared holy war against the Pirates. By tens of thousands, maybe even dozens, the boarded stell-plated kayaks and paddled out in search of Pirates, whom they intended to annihilate from the four corners of the earth."

Later it goes on to say,

"What followed next was a mass slaughter as the Pirates tried to pass out treats while the Krishnas beat and sliced them to death with their double-bladed kayak paddles."

Surely, we cannot trust the forefathers of those who slew our forefathers?
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