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Baggy wrote:There are numerous pastafarian ninjas in this parody of a mock religion.
There's even a few pirate-ninjas. Holiest of the holy warriors who combine the stealth of a ninja and the relaxed morality of pirates.
Occam wrote:In our church we think upon Ninjas as Asian Land Pirates and therefore our brothers. Not to say that brothers don't fight!
I find it useful to have ninjas about the place. Being a pirate and therefore a giver of gifts I get ninjas to deliver presents at Holiday. There is nothing quite like a ninja when you need express secret delivery.
1337-ninja-master wrote:Though I don't know about "land pirates" we don't so much pillage, or any of those pirate-y things, mostly we kill... pirates kill too... hmmm I can live with it.
EarthRise wrote:Dude, Zankou, both Duke and I are ninja-pirates.
1337, your anxiety is understandable but needless. I, too, was once a ninja, but I understood the lies spread about pirates and their fun-loving, compassionate nature, and became one myself. Now I combine the art of stealthy death with a passion for rum, booty, and giving candy to children.
1337-ninja-master wrote:So, I've been meaning to join and ask this question for a while, but hadn't got around to it until now. So here goes.
As you can see by my screen name, and email address, I am a ninja. I have been my entire life and have always followed the ninja way. Jumping from roof top to roof top, and killing people under the shadow of night without leaving a trace behind has been my lifeâ€™s work.
Now, as most are aware, pirates and ninja have been at war for what seems forever. You can't go anywhere without hearing of the epic battles between the two. What's worse, peace does not seem forth coming. Both peoples are far too stubborn and set in their ways. Pirate vs. Ninja will be a well known thing for generations to come.
It doesn't help that the only successful merging of the two beings is the FSM. He is the only way such things as matter and anti mater could coexist without imploding. Pirates being loud and brash, and ninja being quiet and stealthy. It has long since been asked that if a pirate and a ninja were to have a child, what would happen, and the answer (through much testing) came to be a child without the powers of either, but a mere human.
Now, this presents a problem. Pirates are the most holy beings of the FSM and being a recently converted ninja, I have to wonder: Am I betraying my people? By converting, and personally coming to peace with pirates have I dishonored my clan? Do I need to commit seppuku?
I guess what I really want to know, is can you accept a ninja into your ranks, even with all the animosity? Or am I doomed to ritual suicide for the betrayal of my clan, family, and way of life?
Peace and Noodles;
Duke wrote:Word has it Flying Spaghetti Monster considers Pastafarian Ninja-Pirates as His Spec-Ops group.
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