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Postby lordoftoast on Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:48 pm

I'm sure I'm not the first one to think this, but is Prince one of the original pastafarians? This is his outfit from Purple Rain. Arr...
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Postby Occam on Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:00 pm

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King Charles II. He briefly overthrew those godless christians of Cromwell and ruled Britain pirate style. Obviously the history has been changed to protect the innocent.
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Tue May 01, 2007 9:41 am

nice hair of the king
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Postby Baggy on Tue May 01, 2007 10:58 am

Is he the one with the mistresses, spaniels, the plague and a fire?
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Postby Occam on Tue May 01, 2007 11:27 am

Baggy wrote:Is he the one with the mistresses, spaniels, the plague and a fire?


Not sure about the spaniels. He started the blaze when he tried to fit a Greek Fire projector to the royal pirate ship. The ensuing inferno did millions of pounds worth of improvements.
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Postby Baggy on Tue May 01, 2007 11:36 am

Occam wrote:Not sure about the spaniels. He started the blaze when he tried to fit a Greek Fire projector to the royal pirate ship. The ensuing inferno did millions of pounds worth of improvements.
I think I read that somewhere, him and Sammuel Pepys stealing dairy in their pirate ships on the Irish Sea.
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Postby Occam on Tue May 01, 2007 12:39 pm

Baggy wrote:
Occam wrote:Not sure about the spaniels. He started the blaze when he tried to fit a Greek Fire projector to the royal pirate ship. The ensuing inferno did millions of pounds worth of improvements.
I think I read that somewhere, him and Sammuel Pepys stealing dairy in their pirate ships on the Irish Sea.


That's right.

After the fire they rebuilt London with the help of a guy called Hooke. Coincidence?
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Postby Baggy on Tue May 01, 2007 4:39 pm

Dashing attire, mistresses, spaniels and sailing.

The man must be a pirate.
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Postby Occam on Tue May 01, 2007 5:12 pm

Exactly.

It is my belief that the Protestant vs. Catholic excuse for Britain's troubled 17th century was a cover up (probably created by by Dan Brown) to hide how England was run by pirates.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:19 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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