Last Friday I got detention

Arrr, I be a pirate!

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School

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:08 am

YYYAARRRR Laddy...ye be goin to the wrong school...Detention fer wearin an eye patch, by the Shaddow of Cronan himself, I've ne'r heard such rot! Ye needs ta go to a 'School for Pirates'.

I knows just the place...
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Postby ChowMein » Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:56 pm

Wots dis eyes be 'ering ! Wots dem lan'lubbers 'spec ya ta do ? Hows ye gonna rite ona tablet wiff won hand keepen' yer glass eye in? A travasty I sez.

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Re: School

Postby Moral Minority » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:31 am

black bart wrote:YYYAARRRR Laddy...ye be goin to the wrong school...Detention fer wearin an eye patch, by the Shaddow of Cronan himself, I've ne'r heard such rot! Ye needs ta go to a 'School for Pirates'.

I knows just the place...


There's a school for pirates? :fsm_yarr:

Is there a school for ninjas too? 8)

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Postby I-Yah » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:50 am

There is no school for pirates, cuz pirates don't need an education.
You can't learn to be a pirate. You born as a pirate. :fsm_yarr:

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Common

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:18 am

AAARRRR...if ye wants ta be a common pirate without any schoolin then go ahead matey. The Portsmouth Private School for pirates only takes the finest candidates ie those what passes the entry exams and those what's daddy's have got lots o Treasure.

I failed the entry exams four toims but me daddy kidnapped the principals woif and I was allowed in fer avin resourceful parents.
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Postby DaveL » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:40 pm

Bart be tellin' the truth Matey.

There Pirate School it's located here.

http://toadfishmonastery.com/index.php? ... opic=311.0

A new campus will be opening up here, as soon as the Principal can learn to use 'Strikethrough' characters and misuse his grammar sufficiently.
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Postby I-Yah » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:55 am

Portsmouth, heh? Then next time when going to England I gotta visit Portsmouth.

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Exams

Postby black bart » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:03 am

AARRRR...Ye needs ta come up with a curriculum fer the Portsmouth Private School fer Pirates Entry Exam. Some o these lads might struggle a bit I fears.

Questions could henclude:

1. Who is Cap'n Cronan
An important question...yer loif could depend on knowin how to avoid im!
2. The approximate weight in gold of Brenda McTavish
3. If it takes four Pirates and a cabin boy two and half days to dig a pit for me treasure in fine grade sand, how long will it take the same group to build me a luxury bungalow in the Sechelles?

I think a 6 hour exam includin practical would suffice!

(Have you noticed that this thread naturally led to the School for Pirates, it started out with a detention.)
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