AARRRR...Ye needs ta come up with a curriculum fer the Portsmouth Private School fer Pirates Entry Exam. Some o these lads might struggle a bit I fears.
Questions could henclude:
1. Who is Cap'n Cronan
An important question...yer loif could depend on knowin how to avoid im!
2. The approximate weight in gold of Brenda McTavish
3. If it takes four Pirates and a cabin boy two and half days to dig a pit for me treasure in fine grade sand, how long will it take the same group to build me a luxury bungalow in the Sechelles?
I think a 6 hour exam includin practical would suffice!
(Have you noticed that this thread naturally led to the School for Pirates, it started out with a detention.)
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.