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Postby Pirate-Jay on Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:52 am

For wearing an eyepatch. Apparently, it's a distraction, or something. I'm just trying to spread the word. :cry:
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Postby Zankou on Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:54 am

How old are you?


Do you go to a public school?
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Postby Pirate-Jay on Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:55 am

Yea, I'm a junior in high school, public, sadly.
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Postby Zankou on Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:57 am

Pirate-Jay wrote:Yea, I'm a junior in high school, public, sadly.


Well, if you go to a public school, they have no reason to punish you for exerciseing your right to free speech, and to protest the teaching of ID.
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Postby Pirate-Jay on Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:59 am

Well, they can't, I'm sure they didn't like what I was doing purely for that fact, but they used the excuse that it's a distraction to make me stop wearing it.
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Postby Zankou on Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:02 am

That is precisely what happened to Bryan Killian.

You see, Pastafarianism isn't actually a religion, because none of us (except pirateguy) actually believe that the universe was created by a big floating ball of pasta.

What we are really about, is protesting the teaching of ID in the science classroom of public schools.

But we still get to wear our gear, due to the fact that it is a protest of something.
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Postby Pirate-Jay on Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:14 am

But, our universe actually was created by a big bloating ball of pasta :wink:
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Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:41 am

Zankou wrote:You see, Pastafarianism isn't actually a religion, because none of us (except pirateguy) actually believe that the universe was created by a big floating ball of pasta.


Thanks for the shot out, but I also don't believe. I however, do believe that somewhere out there, there is an individual who does truly believe. And I believe that thats all it takes to make us a bonified religion.

Screw the elitists around here who claim we can't be a real religion. John smith was a complete fucking wacko, and now his followers own the entire state of Utah. I don't think that any of them actually believe that shit. Its just an excuse for powerful men to have ten wives. Actual belief is not important.

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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:07 am

A teacher at my school (long time ago) wore an eye patch every now & again because he had one eye missing (he usually wore a glass eye). Noone ever saw that as a distraction.

Ask them why wearing an eye patch when you have a legitimate eye disorder doesn't classify as a distraction, but if you don't have anything wrong with your eye it suddenly becomes a distraction.

Then try wearing a peg leg & give the same argument for amputees.

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Postby neoreo30 on Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:05 pm

you are hypocrates how can you not believe
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:27 am

They believe they just don't admit it because fundies have them at gun point
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Postby Zankou on Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:04 pm

No they don't!


Yes, they do...call 911.
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:20 am

what's the phone number for 911 I forgot
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Postby Zankou on Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:23 am

You are an absolute SPAMMER!


(I do realize the irony, that, by posting this, I too become a spammer.)
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:30 am

coming from you Zankou that's a compliment
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