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Postby Hippie Pirate on Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:19 pm

ARGH YE HAVE DISCOVERED ME!


I shoulda been knowin twas you...thar be many similarities between you and you...
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:43 pm

Avast ye scoundrel, prepare fer boarders, and hoist yer mainsail so I be able to snap it in half wiv' me big cannon (Check thread "Show off yer big cannon" fer detailin's).
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Postby Hippie Pirate on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:51 pm

YE BE CALLIN THAT A CANNON? HAR HAR HAR MATE, YE GOT NUTHIN ON ME!

AND ME CREW BE READY FER YA, WE AINEVER BEEN DEFEATED N THE HISTERY UV...uhhh...ME CREW!
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:59 pm

The one you be formin' yesterday?

I have heard o' that one - nearly got beat by a troupe o' moldy ol' hermit crabs.

Only the FSM saved you from that one...
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Postby Hippie Pirate on Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:26 am

Not that one...I uh, left em on a deserted isle buried in sand up t' their necks.

Me other one, the one that's been around fer a long time
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:11 am

The one that be abandonin' you to th' elements when they saw yer makin' eyes at their cabin boy?
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Postby Hippie Pirate on Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:51 am

Errr not that one neither...and I had been on the grog a lil mer than tis usual fer me that day, besides the lad shouln't a been wearin that skart and a singin pretty.

Me crew, the one I be captain of mate, the one that'll tear yer lem from lem from limb. The one that is with me through thick n thin, troubled waters and smooth sailin, the ones worthy a me to call a crew.

Tis somethin I don't be spectin ye ta understand, with yer first mate runnin off with yer wench n all. Yer first mate bein a wench herself didn't make it too easy fer ya niether. Did ye ever get hold a those pills yer ole cook tried sellin ye when ye caught yer whore of a wench with 'im?
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:37 am

BLACK BART?!?

And here was me thinkin' it was a miserable galley slave wot done it...

This makes it even worse... :cry:
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Postby Hippie Pirate on Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:47 pm

Sorry mate, tis the truth that cuts deeper than the rustiest a blades. May He touch ye with a noodly appendage in a place that makes ya happy.
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Dark

Postby black bart on Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:28 am

Arrrrrrgh...I don't be rememberin nothin matey...twere that dark alley behind The Admiral Benbow again! :?
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:39 am

dread pirate flint
like the dreaded pirate roberts
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Postby rocker_pirate_chick on Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:29 am

horray!
im Mad Ethel Bonnie!
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:29 am

Awesome sig, btw...
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Windsurf

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:07 pm

lordpunkmonk wrote:dread pirate flint
like the dreaded pirate roberts


I'm not as dreadful as all that...I managed to do some Windsurfing once!
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Postby OZ_Nick on Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:10 am

Yar, that be amazin, that be. Didyer frockcoat get in the way?
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