Is simple consep.
Pirates is like cat, dey is free mans. Pirates is give hella skite big damn coprolations what is contrl all price an make mans wokr hard, scrape bow just keepit fish on table. Dis big rich compny is not miss ship here, dere. some pirate real mean skite, do badnasty stuff, but otter ones is pretty good skite, give crew losta share tresure, free slave to workit on ship, take orphan is cabinboy, allus give lotsa gold 2 disvantge wo-mans like fifi's girls, support local distilry, like dat. Is good people dirty job.
Ninja is wors thn stinky dogthing - dey is take contract from aleet damn rich skitemonger an terrize pesant to keep down in dirt, or dey is just do they clan says, never care why dey fight, just kill no mercy. Is just thug wit sharpy weapon & sneeky skills. HAH! Cat is born ninja body, is pirate SOUL.
I'M IN UR CROWNEST CHASIN UR CROWZ