Pirate Vs Ninja Solved . . . With Math

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Pirate Vs Ninja Solved . . . With Math

Postby blackeyedbutch » Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:20 am

:fsm_ninja: + :fsm_yarr: = :D
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Postby nacho » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:02 pm

Ah yes, the Rum-Sword Theorem. How did we overlook this?

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Postby Fatwalrus » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:18 pm

hmm, i see, he gets his power and stealth from the ninja, and the style from the pirate...
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Postby Tapio » Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:00 pm

:mrgreen: thats lodgical! :fsm_ninja: + :fsm_yarr: = :fsm: i beleve in this evidence!
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Postby spifirebird » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:03 am

Yes, the two most pwnsomely stereotyped figures and debated figures in western popular culture rolled into one omniscient being! Arr, it be logical!
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Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:19 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum

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Postby PantyGnawer » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:24 pm

Ninja!

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Metal

Postby black bart » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:30 am

Let's end this tiresome argument once and for all.

No maths...Rock music:

Pirates are like Heavy Metal Rock anthems.

Ninjas are like Kraftwerk.
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Postby tanguerra » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:05 am

:pirate_fish: + :pirate_fish: + :pirate_fish: = :fsm_float:

Simple really.

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Postby pirateanarchist » Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:12 pm

I am in favor of THE COMMITTEE TO HELP PROTECT THE HOMELESS FROM ZOMBIE INVASIONS.
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Re: Metal

Postby Moral Minority » Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:49 am

black bart wrote:Let's end this tiresome argument once and for all.

No maths...Rock music:

Pirates are like Heavy Metal Rock anthems.

Ninjas are like Kraftwerk.


No. Let's do it this way.

Ninja are like the bass guitar. You don't see/hear them but they are awesome.

Pirates are like the lead guitar. You see them, hear them and tehy rock.

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Re: Metal

Postby The Black Spot » Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:04 am

Moral Minority wrote:Ninja are like the bass guitar. You don't see/hear them but they are awesome.

Pirates are like the lead guitar. You see them, hear them and tehy rock.


I thinks ninjas be more like baseball -- besides the USA an' Japan, no one else gives a toss.
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Postby PantyGnawer » Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:32 pm

And the majority of us here in the US don't really give a toss.

God that is a boring game to watch. I'd rather watch cricket and not know what the hell was going on than to watch an entire baseball game.

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Re: Metal

Postby Moral Minority » Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:42 pm

The Black Spot wrote:
Moral Minority wrote:Ninja are like the bass guitar. You don't see/hear them but they are awesome.

Pirates are like the lead guitar. You see them, hear them and tehy rock.


I thinks ninjas be more like baseball -- besides the USA an' Japan, no one else gives a toss.
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Hey, I am neither USAian not Yapanese..

and I am a ninja...

(though I am an otaku so I don't count).

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:01 pm

Letz 'ave no moor talk 'ove aboot math .
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