Ahoy Mateys !
Ah-harr! Belay there! Man the boxsprit. Bow the mansprit. Jibbet the Janet Street-Porter! Foâ€™câ€™sâ€™le the pooper-scooper! Ahaaaaaar!â€
Ok nuff of the technical talk!!
I'm Greybeard the Pirate. I be the scurviest pirate on the â€˜igh seas!
I be in real need of yer assistance !
I needs people to see me softer. gentler side! AArgh!
Ye doesn't haf to outrun a Spanish galleon and slay the crew in bloody battle !
Ye doesn't haf to feed all the officers in the British Navy to the sharks !
Ye doesn't even haf to call anybody a pantaloon-wearing poltroon or a hogrimply trammelpiggot !
All ye haf to do is vote for me "Greybeard" ! Savvy????
I be a finalist in the Disney Dream Job contest! I would sure appreciate your vote for a chance to be an Honorary Pirate for a day at the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction in Disneyland !
Simply click here http://www.careerbuilder.com/disneydreamjobs/dream-job-applicant.asp?jtid=1&ytid=atGmfpisAKY
and you will be taken to my entry! You may vote several times if you be so inclined !
I'd be beholdin' to ye!!