Maybe you could make a little one, based around a marble, for ease of concealment?
Or one from bungee cords, for that silenced smack to the noggin?
This is Bunny.
Bunny, as cute and cuddly as he may appear, is bent on world domination.
To achieve this he has decided to start by taking over teh intarweb, a step towards his ultimate goal.
To help him complete his quest and therefore ensure bunny domination, copy and paste him into your sig