The lonely pirates club

Arrr, I be a pirate!

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violadude
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The lonely pirates club

Postby violadude » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:11 am

Are you a lonely pirate? Pirating just not fun without that special black hearted someone at your side? Find thee a wench here! (Or if you're a wench, find thee a pirate here!)
The one the only violadude!
ARRRGH! Arr! R?

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theallpowerful
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Postby theallpowerful » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:59 am

My pirate missus won't let me go hunting for pirate wenches no more... Damn her black heart... :fsm_yarr:

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Postby Duke » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:26 pm

Oi mus' say, oi've been sailin' th' seven seas all by me lonesome fer a little while now, but then theey say, tisn't proper fer a Ninja Pirate to have a 1st mate, if ye know what oi mean, but damn what they say, damn.... :cry:


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violadude
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I need a wench!

Postby violadude » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:42 pm

If there's any wenches (or female pirates, I dont mind) out there, I'd be glad to hear from you. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase!
The one the only violadude!

ARRRGH! Arr! R?

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Postby ChowMein » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:06 am

T'ARR! Mateys!!! Dud ye scurvy knaves not be nowin' Tansy The Terrible nor Saucy Gert !!!!!

Day hasent been reportin' fer meny a nu moon doh sews ye jest haves ta be pay shunt .

Yers Trulee , Wun Eyed Jack

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ChowMein
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Postby ChowMein » Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:39 pm

....Oh... I be forgotten ta add Bloody Anne Flint ta the list....taint seen 'er fur a cuppa munz doh...

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Postby black bart » Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:59 pm

YYAARRRRR...There's always Big Brenda...although etchins of Big Brenda be safer!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby DaveL » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:19 pm

YArrrrr...

There will be no more talk of whittling yer whale bone in these here parts.
Just stick to dry land if yer can't take the isolation!
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Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:16 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum


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