Pirate Law states that all new(ish) pirates be welcomed most fervently
Ahoy new Pirates (the Wench, FSB, Molley, Fatwalrus--- etc)
now grab some grog and let's get the party started
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."