Dilemma

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Dilemma

Postby necronos on Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:35 pm

As a ninja, I was really disheartened to find out that the FSM's choosen people are pirates... my sworn enemy.

I'm still coming to terms with this and I feel a little guilty knowing that I might have contributed to the current bout of global warming due to all the pirates that I have killed/maimed over the years. Looking back now at the Day of the Ninja '06, I wam embarrassed by my lack of embarrassment at dispatching 2 neighborhood pirates.

I need guidance from you guys, what should I do?!
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Postby Fubie on Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:16 pm

Here in FSM, Ninjas and pirates can coincide in peace.
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Postby EarthRise on Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:39 pm

No worries, Necronos. I, too, am a ninja at heart, but I have found that, as a Pastafarian, I can be a ninja and a pirate simultaneously.

The FSM forgives your pirate slaughter due to unawareness of His chosen people. It's a problem every Pastafarian ninja encounters at some point.

But Vikings have no excuse.
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Postby necronos on Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:42 pm

EarthRise, you have brought me great relief! I was worried that due to my previous actions in life, The Great Noodle might find me unworthy of salvation and I might suffer a heaven without a beer volcano and a stripper factory...

Now, for those fighting the good fight, is it permissiable to kill a pirate in self-defense?!
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Postby EarthRise on Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:44 pm

Just tell the attacking pirate you are a Pastafarian also!

(Besides, pirates don't attack people. They wander the streets drinking grog and giving candy to little children.)
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Postby necronos on Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:22 pm

EarthRise wrote:Just tell the attacking pirate you are a Pastafarian also!

(Besides, pirates don't attack people. They wander the streets drinking grog and giving candy to little children.)


I'm still trying to get over the years of propaganda that I have been feed. I hope through prayer and reflection I can overcome it...

May his Noodly Greatness help me overcome

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Postby BlindIo on Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:53 pm

ninja pirates

what can stop us now

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Re: Dilemma

Postby Duke on Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:59 pm

necronos wrote:As a ninja, I was really disheartened to find out that the FSM's choosen people are pirates... my sworn enemy.

I'm still coming to terms with this and I feel a little guilty knowing that I might have contributed to the current bout of global warming due to all the pirates that I have killed/maimed over the years. Looking back now at the Day of the Ninja '06, I wam embarrassed by my lack of embarrassment at dispatching 2 neighborhood pirates.

I need guidance from you guys, what should I do?!


Well, some of us have chosen to accept the duality of man: That is, become Ninja-Pirates. Join us...if you dare.


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Re: Dilemma

Postby Duke on Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:02 pm

necronos wrote:As a ninja, I was really disheartened to find out that the FSM's choosen people are pirates... my sworn enemy.

I'm still coming to terms with this and I feel a little guilty knowing that I might have contributed to the current bout of global warming due to all the pirates that I have killed/maimed over the years. Looking back now at the Day of the Ninja '06, I wam embarrassed by my lack of embarrassment at dispatching 2 neighborhood pirates.

I need guidance from you guys, what should I do?!


Well, some of us have chosen to accept the duality of man: That is, become Ninja-Pirates. Join us...if you dare.


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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Re: Dilemma

Postby necronos on Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:14 pm

Duke wrote:Well, some of us have chosen to accept the duality of man: That is, become Ninja-Pirates. Join us...if you dare.

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Postby Duke on Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:26 pm

We've had threads in the past, but they've been deleted via the passage of time, I suppose...

But I can put you on my super secret list. :D :fsm_ninja:


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby Antipaladin on Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:39 am

The nature of man, the moral dichotomy. It is the ninja in man which allows for society to function. Yet it is the pirate in man which allows society to blossom. The path of enlightenment is to embrace your inner pirate, yet to temper that pirate with ninja. Know too that vikings are just another aspect of the pirate. All of life, all proffessions and goals are simply pirate or ninja.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:21 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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