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Postby SpaghettoVolante on Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:53 pm

This year, there were more pirates:

http://www.icc-ccs.org/main/news.php?newsid=63 Piracy on the rise, Jan 2006

This year, there was less global warming:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6170736.stm Global warming slowing down, Nov 2006

So obviously Pastafarianism's rise has helped save the planet, but at the cost of some nasty pirates indeed.

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Postby Duke on Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:24 pm

Speaking as a Pirate, and I believe I speak for all Pirates here, I do not think that those "modern pirates" with their PT boats and machine guns and RPGs are true pirates. I mean, there's not a single cutlass among them!

I believe Bobby himself has said the same at one point or another.


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Postby CMax on Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:28 pm

Being a pirate is just dangerous now-a-days - - - being a pirate, by international law, means that you are an enemy against humanity.
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Postby BlindIo on Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:57 pm

CMax wrote:enemy against humanity.


just a teeny bit of an exageration there
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Postby ribbit on Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:34 am

Being a pirate has always been illegal and dangerous. That's half the fun for us bloodthirsty scalawags. :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Fubie on Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:15 pm

I think it's because of the pastafarians exhibiting the TRUE pirate spirit, Argh me mateys and shiver me timbers
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:51 pm

ribbit wrote:Being a pirate has always been illegal and dangerous. That's half the fun for us bloodthirsty scalawags. :fsm_yarr:


its only been illegal because fundies run the world and i guess some got mad at we pirates and outlawed being a pirate despite the kind hearted candy giving nature of pirates

P.S. sorry for the lack of pirate talk it's because of a shortage of grog
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Postby Fsbof90 on Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:00 pm

Well, it seems true...
But maybe the global warming's weakening is somehow connected to pastafarism and the fact people are getting more and more enlightened. Then maybe pastafarians who decide to become pirates are starting to have an effect on the environment.

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Postby Tapio on Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:24 am

I agree with duke a real pirate use cutlass not machinegunes! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Uber_Chimp on Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:05 pm

I have always felt the best thing about pirates was their penchant for buggery. They did not resort to it due to their isolation at sea. They went to sea for the privacy to do it. I respect that. For the sea is the only free place on earth. Oh, how I love the sea.
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Postby CaptainPukeko on Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:26 am

Arr Ye be making a good point there, but the land does have some good points, namely the grog......
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:20 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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