Hello all,
I would like to extend a question out to all the pastafarian experts out there.
I am currently designing a book award for a children's literature class and I would like to make a FSM award of sorts. Part of the criteria for my award will be for the accurate portrayal of pirates... How should I define this field?? Any more ideas for criteria?
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Accurate depiction of pirates??
by will1420 on Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:37 pm
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by Fatwalrus on Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:21 pm
well, correct me if i'm wrong, but from what i hear, the European sailors depicted pirates as ruthless, plundering barbarians, but as FSM puts it, pirates were actually quite kind, and gave candy to children.
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by The Dead Parrot on Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:09 am
Well, pirates are a kind peoples, who love to have a jolly old time. They plunder in order to finance their "Happy Children" Campaign, to put it simply. They want to make every child in the world happy. So, they use their plunderings to buy candy for all children, and give it to them on Halloween.
They also use this money to buy grog, so that they would not be bored while picking the candy and would choose different kinds.
Also, the idea that they "wench" is a misinterpretation: They really allow everyone to have a good time, including women that they hurt in their plundering. This also improves the general mood of the crew, which allows them to be jollier all the time!
I hope this helps scratch the surface of Piratism. Thank you.
They also use this money to buy grog, so that they would not be bored while picking the candy and would choose different kinds.
Also, the idea that they "wench" is a misinterpretation: They really allow everyone to have a good time, including women that they hurt in their plundering. This also improves the general mood of the crew, which allows them to be jollier all the time!
I hope this helps scratch the surface of Piratism. Thank you.
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by SC-Pastafarian on Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:25 pm
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by The Dead Parrot on Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:22 pm
He isn't a real pirate, he is only a steryotypical (spelling?) version of one.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
The Daily Show 2006 Calender.
"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."
-- Myself
"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"
--Duke
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
The Daily Show 2006 Calender.
"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."
-- Myself
"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"
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by black bart on Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:39 am
The Dead Parrot wrote:Well, pirates are a kind peoples, who love to have a jolly old time. They plunder in order to finance their "Happy Children" Campaign, to put it simply. They want to make every child in the world happy. So, they use their plunderings to buy candy for all children, and give it to them on Halloween.
They also use this money to buy grog, so that they would not be bored while picking the candy and would choose different kinds.
Also, the idea that they "wench" is a misinterpretation: They really allow everyone to have a good time, including women that they hurt in their plundering. This also improves the general mood of the crew, which allows them to be jollier all the time!
I hope this helps scratch the surface of Piratism. Thank you.
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by anthrobabe on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:08 am
dead parrot
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they should make a society or sumpin
dead poet
they should make a society or sumpin
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:10 pm
anthrobabe wrote:dead parrot
dead poet
they should make a society or sumpin
Ye enloightened blaggard!
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by anthrobabe on Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:42 pm
Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:anthrobabe wrote:dead parrot
dead poet
they should make a society or sumpin
Ye enloightened blaggard!
ok maybe I should ask what the heck is A2 milk as it seems to cause bison to attack--- enloighten me mate!
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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by pirateanarchist on Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:57 pm
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if ye have the dvd, put on the director commentary at about that point of Dead man's Chest.
"No! much more better! It is a Drawring of a key"
~marty and capn Jack Sparrow aboard the pearl discussing the cloth with the representation of Davey Jones's key.
if ye have the dvd, put on the director commentary at about that point of Dead man's Chest.
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