Maybe if I tell you a little bit about myself it might help generate some ideas.
I already own a parrot, says I: http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6773
He be my loyal companion of nearly twenty years...arrrgh. He be a pasta-lover. 'Tis his favorite food, says I. Sits upon my shoulder, he does, whilst I cruise the high seas of the Internet, performin' my piratical duties. I be a gamer (Guybrush Threepwood rules!) and a fixer of PCs.
I also be a lover of the real sea. Whale-watching is as grog to me. I stands at the bow--"bowrider" I calls myself!--leanin' into the wind and spyin' whales and dolphins. "Alas, for the cries of the gulls!" said Legolas and found himself bound to the sea. I feels the same way, says I.
I be a musical pirate. I sings and I plays the piano. I studies music theory and voice and piano until my poor pirate brain nearly explodes from under my eye patch.
A lover of nature also is this pirate's soul. Ye may call me a land-lubber, but I loves to walk in the woods. But I always takes my snorkelin' gear because I can't stay out of the water for long. A swimmin' pirate I be, so if ye make me walk the plank, better for you if it's far from shore, for I'll turn up like a bad penny and make ye pay.
So, what say you? What be my pirate name? Arrrgggh!!!