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Postby kimjongsick on Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:46 am

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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:39 am

These people don't have peg legs or eye patches, nor do they say 'AAARRGGHH ME HEARTIES' and therefore cannot come under the classification of 'pirates' in the truest sense of the word.

Sorry to mess up your post, but true Pastafarian Piracy involves neither murder nor guns (except for maybe muskets - but only for looks).

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Postby blackeyedbutch on Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:43 am

maybe i missed it but i didn't read anything about the pirates giving candy to children
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:43 am

maybe i missed it but i didn't read anything about the pirates giving candy to children
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Postby Tapio on Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:14 pm

Those are not real pirates They use k-pists and other kinda guns! and the probebly dossent have eye-patches too.
and a pirate is not a pirate with out a cutlas and a eye-patch...

so we have to get more real (old school) pirates before the global warming will be solved!
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:50 pm

arrgh you be real poirate soft in the head again
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:20 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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