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Postby Duke on Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:55 pm

You're describing Ninja-Pirates, and I don't have to imagine them. :fsm_ninja: :fsm_yarr:


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Postby Meatball on Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:08 pm

well, can our prophet make an offical peace between ninjas and piratees with a breed of offical ninja-pirates

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Postby Duke on Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:06 pm

While the war between Ninjas and Pirates rages in less civilized areas, within the holy sanctum of Pastafarianism, Ninjas and Pirates have found peace. Die-hard Pirates converse with die-hard Ninjas without incident, and Ninja-Pirates roam freely without discrimination. Thankfully, the faith does not discriminate against Ninjas, Vikings, Elfs, or any other lifestyle, and leaves your lifestyle up to your decision. Ramen.

I shouldn't expect the faith to make a group of official Ninja-Pirates or anything else, though.


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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche

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Postby Baggy on Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:57 pm

Duke wrote:While the war between Ninjas and Pirates rages in less civilized areas, within the holy sanctum of Pastafarianism, Ninjas and Pirates have found peace. Die-hard Pirates converse with die-hard Ninjas without incident, and Ninja-Pirates roam freely without discrimination. Thankfully, the faith does not discriminate against Ninjas, Vikings, Elfs, or any other lifestyle, and leaves your lifestyle up to your decision. Ramen.

I shouldn't expect the faith to make a group of official Ninja-Pirates or anything else, though.


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I was worried before I joined that there wouldn't be a place for ninjas in pastafarianism.

I wonder if in Westworld the pirates and ninjas encountered each other? Then maybe there'd be an actual answer. Pirate-ninjas are in the new Pirates of the Carribean film though, so we might get an answer then.
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:29 am

Baggy wrote:Pirate-ninjas are in the new Pirates of the Carribean film though, so we might get an answer then.


All I've learned from Pirates of the Carribean movies is

1) pirates slightly suggest being gay

2) pirates are occasionally squid-like
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Postby hobo by choice on Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:57 pm

the Pirates of the Carribean movies are rubbish

they make our holiest of beings into a disney movie that is only in existance because Depp is hot...

oh and a theme park ride built a long time ago....
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Postby bubz_the_troll on Sat May 05, 2007 1:19 am

Ninjas originate in the land of RAmen noodles so they can't be all bad.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:18 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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