(apologies if this has made an appearance before but I couldn't find it on search)
http://www.piratejokes.net/scallywag.php
PS. disclaimer. these jokes are awful. That is why I put them in pirates and not jokes
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Should it be here or in Jokes?
by Goat Starer on Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:00 am
a random pirate joke generator!
(apologies if this has made an appearance before but I couldn't find it on search)
http://www.piratejokes.net/scallywag.php
PS. disclaimer. these jokes are awful. That is why I put them in pirates and not jokes
(apologies if this has made an appearance before but I couldn't find it on search)
http://www.piratejokes.net/scallywag.php
PS. disclaimer. these jokes are awful. That is why I put them in pirates and not jokes
Best regards
Goat
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"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." - George Bernard Shaw
Goat
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"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." - George Bernard Shaw
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by black bart on Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:26 am
YYYAAARRRR...Fear not me hearties when I catches up with the blaggard responsible for those...er, jokes...he'll swing from the highest yard arm!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by Goat Starer on Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:23 pm
so he should the blaggard! they are truly awful.
Best regards
Goat
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"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." - George Bernard Shaw
Goat
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"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." - George Bernard Shaw
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Re: Should it be here or in Jokes?
by Duke on Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:37 pm
Goat Starer wrote:a random pirate joke generator!
(apologies if this has made an appearance before but I couldn't find it on search)
http://www.piratejokes.net/scallywag.php
PS. disclaimer. these jokes are awful. That is why I put them in pirates and not jokes
Argh, thar jokes be awful! In a not-exactly-bad way!
I think this is a foine place for this thread.
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Y'aaaaaaarrdvark on Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:46 pm
Y'argh, them jokes be not floating my FSM-guided vessel...
They suck.
They suck.
When wearing an eyepatch, always remember may be closer or farther away than they appear.
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by Duke on Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:02 pm
Truth be told, Yaaaaardvark, thar be the truth. These jokes arr as funny as a day-old bucket of maggots.
Duke
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Antipaladin on Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:37 pm
In the right context, though...
Girl walking down the street, looking in her compact, checking her hair, then BAM! Day-old bucket of maggots in the face. I'd laugh.
Girl walking down the street, looking in her compact, checking her hair, then BAM! Day-old bucket of maggots in the face. I'd laugh.
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