Should it be here or in Jokes?

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Should it be here or in Jokes?

Postby Goat Starer on Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:00 am

a random pirate joke generator!

(apologies if this has made an appearance before but I couldn't find it on search)

http://www.piratejokes.net/scallywag.php

PS. disclaimer. these jokes are awful. That is why I put them in pirates and not jokes :D
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Postby black bart on Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:26 am

YYYAAARRRR...Fear not me hearties when I catches up with the blaggard responsible for those...er, jokes...he'll swing from the highest yard arm!
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Postby Goat Starer on Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:23 pm

so he should the blaggard! they are truly awful.
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Re: Should it be here or in Jokes?

Postby Duke on Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:37 pm

Goat Starer wrote:a random pirate joke generator!

(apologies if this has made an appearance before but I couldn't find it on search)

http://www.piratejokes.net/scallywag.php

PS. disclaimer. these jokes are awful. That is why I put them in pirates and not jokes :D



Argh, thar jokes be awful! In a not-exactly-bad way!

I think this is a foine place for this thread.


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Postby Y'aaaaaaarrdvark on Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:46 pm

Y'argh, them jokes be not floating my FSM-guided vessel...

They suck. :x
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Postby Duke on Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:02 pm

Truth be told, Yaaaaardvark, thar be the truth. These jokes arr as funny as a day-old bucket of maggots.


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Postby Antipaladin on Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:37 pm

In the right context, though...

Girl walking down the street, looking in her compact, checking her hair, then BAM! Day-old bucket of maggots in the face. I'd laugh.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:21 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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