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Postby BloodyAnneFlint on Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:43 am

fer some reason one of the murders in Se7en comes t' me mind. 'e made a guy eat spaghetti until 'is stomach exploded
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Postby Zankou on Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:24 pm

Aaar, I know I be actin' like a wet noodle, but who we be torturin?

"cuz, if we be torturin' dem politicians, i says we does it...but if we be torturin dem fuzzy kittens, i says we dont does it!
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:17 pm

we be torturing them, you know them, from the deli ARRGH
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Postby Zankou on Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:25 pm

What be you meaning, butch? How does the deli be bothering us? Silly Landlubber!
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:26 pm

ARRGH CAUSE I NOT BE LIKEING THE SMELL
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?!?!?!?!

Postby Zankou on Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:01 am

How Canst thee be not likin' the deli? what with all the fresh roasted turkey, and the oh so important ground beef for ourpasta!

Methinks ye're sacralicious!
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Torture

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:41 am

AAARRRRRR...Thems that die will be the lucky ones...

I has developed a new technique in the art o torture, guaranteed ta loosten the tongues of all yer prisoners:

Ye plays em 'Rolf Harris' singin 'Stairway to heaven' on a loop!!!!
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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:47 am

I knows a nifty method involvin' a cocktail umberella an' a pair o' pliers.
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Postby ChowMein on Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:51 pm

I member a nurse wiff a termometer that ....wait that wasn't torture...
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Re: Torture

Postby brodieboy on Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:25 pm

black bart wrote:AAARRRRRR...Thems that die will be the lucky ones...

I has developed a new technique in the art o torture, guaranteed ta loosten the tongues of all yer prisoners:

Ye plays em 'Rolf Harris' singin 'Stairway to heaven' on a loop!!!!


Or the Dolly Parton version! Let 'em Suffer!
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Re: Torture

Postby OZ_Nick on Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:01 pm

brodieboy wrote:
black bart wrote:AAARRRRRR...Thems that die will be the lucky ones...

I has developed a new technique in the art o torture, guaranteed ta loosten the tongues of all yer prisoners:

Ye plays em 'Rolf Harris' singin 'Stairway to heaven' on a loop!!!!


Or the Dolly Parton version! Let 'em Suffer!


Aaarrrgghhh! But ye haven't lived until ye've heard the Barry Crocker and Doug Anthony All Stars version...
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Postby black bart on Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:53 am

AAARRRRRGH...Ye are even more of a bunch o FIENDS than I thought!
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Postby walktheplank on Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:57 am

yarr The Spice Girls as reformed an they'll be doing a gig on yer ship. You can then watch all yer swabs as they leap off yer ship.
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Ginger

Postby black bart on Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:50 am

AAARRRRRRRGH...Ginger Spice...it be all my fault!

(Obscure reference to ancient post regardin my cloning experiment).
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XXX-Mas present

Postby Cedra on Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:33 am

Hiya! Don't know if this is the right place to post, but I like torture - S&M - and it is time for Funky's midsummer XXX-mas present for this year, so here it is Funky.

There'll be a private one in PM ... :wink: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 1227974645

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