What frightens Pirates?

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Postby Duke on Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:19 pm

Ah dahn't like it when the Krakken tries ta eat me submarine, it gets me down.


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Postby ChowMein on Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:23 am

A bath????
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Postby black bart on Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:56 pm

Auntie Dee Dee!
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Postby DaveL on Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:12 pm

Pit Bulls. Especially cute and cuddly ones.
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Weevil

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:46 pm

YYYAAARRRR...Like the new avatar Dave...Be that a Limited Edition Quarter Pounder Weevil Burger?
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Postby DaveL on Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:55 pm

YArrrrrgh...

Tis indeed Bart. Oi always order my McWeevil Burger with extra Woodlice. Cost me a fortune, but it's mighty tasty.

Our McWeevils in Oz has gone all health conscious. You have to eat a fresh garden salad with your pirate fast food these days.

What ever happended to those delicious fillet-o-cockroach burgers with absolutely no greens whatsoever?
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Milk

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:40 am

AAARRRR...All washed down with a Fish Head Milkshake!
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Re: Milk

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:19 am

black bart wrote:AAARRRR...All washed down with a Fish Head Milkshake!


That not be one o' Cap'n Sanders Fishhead Shakes be it? They go well with Cap'n Sanders secret recipe mashed chicken head wi' seven herbs an' spices.

It be bucket chuckin' good.
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Lunch

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:25 am

HHHAAARRRRRRRR...It be too near ta Lunch Toim fer that joke! :?
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Postby Etay on Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:25 am

The one thing tha' truly scares me witless:
Ninja Fish.

'Orrible.
O rly?
Yarrly!
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Postby DaveL on Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:07 am

YArrrr...

Oi have trubbles eatin those things. Gettin their hood off is a right pain!
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Postby Pachyderm on Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:52 am

An' when ye lifts the pot lid ter see 'ow fings is goin', WHACK, a shuriken in the forehead.

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Postby Deck Hand Sharkchum on Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:24 pm

What i be fearin' most is not the monsters o' tha deep or any pirate (or ninja fer that matter) in tha world.

What I fear is what happens when me rum runs out.....


Those 'orrible 'eadaches......
That thar shakin' wot puts me off me legs.....
an' tha way them thar' wenches be lookin once those delicious spirits dry up.






With me Rum!!!!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:39 am

ARR-oha..looks t' me as we gots 2 more candida-dates for Playbilge centre-unfoldables..

wut puts da fear in me crusty 'eart is runnin' outta Spam cuz oi'mn't so sure i ree-collecks how t' slice, dice 'n' spice "long pig" (ARRRRGGHH, da good ol' daze..)..& alla filin' uv da teef plays bloody 'ell wit' me gums!
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:24 pm

I ain't afraid of nuthin!
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