What frightens Pirates?

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:39 pm

black bart wrote:1. The Kraken
2. Big Brenda's Krack


arr, but arrr not the Kraken and Big Brenda's Krack one in the same?

oi fear not much, but what oi do fear much oi fear much .

mostly oi much fear irate wenchies, and the wrath of those with more power than me (physically o' more politicallyly typed)
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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:40 am

Oim afraid o' the day that walktheplank is no longer afraid of me an' me hoodlums.
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Hoodlums

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:29 pm

AARRRGH and I be afraid o the day when ye be afraid of the day that Walktheplank is no longer afraid of ye and yer hoodlums...
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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:30 am

I'm afraid we need a grog, Bartie old Salt!
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Vampyre

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:50 am

I also fear 'The Grog vampyre' of Cornish legend!
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Re: What frightens Pirates?

Postby Duke on Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:33 pm

Griffin wrote:Oi bin fearsum afeard to post here; it be too risky, Oi post summat and next mimit I looks, an it be gone, swallowed by a whale or Oi dont know what. Oi'm finking o riting ter Auntie B. fer sum tablets.


Oi'd think bein' corner'd by the Royal Navy might give ye a fright.


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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:03 pm

they be arrr buncha pansies. if a poirate can blow up tha spanish armada, the british can't be much harder.
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Postby Duke on Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:56 pm

Aye, but what if there were a lot of them? Loike the 'ole fleet? Thar would be a problem.


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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:07 pm

not if ye...

SUMMON THA KRAKEN!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby OZ_Nick on Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:09 pm

Yarr, well Oi also be afeared o usin the head above sea state four, whether or no there be krakens!
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:19 pm

oi personally fear when suspensful music starts randomly playing when I'm off in tha sea.

especially if me crew can hear it too.
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Postby E.Raser on Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:39 am

hun trombo.

:shellfish: :shellfish: :shellfish:
due toscani vecchietti si incontrano.
una aveva la faccia tutta storta come quella di un pirata.
- che t'è successo )
- hun trombo
- i chè l'è.anch'io hun trombo , ma mica mi sò ridotto così
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Music

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:01 am

Qwerty wrote:

oi personally fear when suspensful music starts randomly playing when I'm off in tha sea.

especially if me crew can hear it too.


AAARRRR, it be real scary when that appens. Don't let the suspenseful music rise to a crecsendo or ye be in in real trouble. The worst of it be when ye've gone for yer annual bathe in the sea and the Jaws theme music strikes up!
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Postby OZ_Nick on Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:49 am

Oi aheared a shark sighentist say that he seen panic behaviour in great white sharks when the jaws music started playing at the same time as Bart's annual bath in the sea...
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Leap Year

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:23 am

I only misses me annual bath on a Leap Year...which be a scary thing in itself cos on a Leap Year a wench can propose to a fellar!!!! :?
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