What frightens Pirates?

Arrr, I be a pirate!

Moderator: All Things Mods

User avatar
Griffin
WatsonOfSherlock
Posts: 2253
Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:51 pm
Location: London

What frightens Pirates?

Postby Griffin » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:39 am

Oi bin fearsum afeard to post here; it be too risky, Oi post summat and next mimit I looks, an it be gone, swallowed by a whale or Oi dont know what. Oi'm finking o riting ter Auntie B. fer sum tablets.
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.

User avatar
The Black Spot
Stripmeister
Posts: 2277
Joined: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:55 pm
Location: England

Postby The Black Spot » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:15 am

Arrrr...

there be lot's o' disappearin' goin on lately. I's certain that I saw a post from Dr Mario Lanza complainin' to Auntie Blackbeard about it. Next thing ye know, that vanished too!

I be lookin' over me shoulder as I type this. There be dark forces about.

User avatar
DaveL
Site Admin
Posts: 4948
Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:57 pm
Location: Van Diemens Land

Postby DaveL » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:31 am

YArrrr...

In no specific order 'ere be what scares me:

1. Tiddles the Cat
2. Disagreein' with Boris
3. Pirgella scorned
4. Capn Cronan on any vessel O'im on
5. Black Spot on a soccer pitch
6. Bart's hairdoes
7. Bart's Fish head stew
8. Singing boy band songs at the Dribblin Parrot Inn.. :? :? :?
Manatee Singles

www.hotdugong.com

User avatar
walktheplank
Lumache Lieutenant
Posts: 585
Joined: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:34 am

Postby walktheplank » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:59 am

Yarr a few that scare me.

1) Brenda when she smiles at yer
2) Sir Francis Drake an is motley crew of football supporters
3) Bart when he says e knows the way
4) Dave L when he be drunk
5) Dave L when he be sober
6) Dave L
7) Swatopluk's jokes on the insults thread
8) Big Ron's Dog
9) Large Don's Hog
10) Fat Jon's Mog
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

fear?

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:14 pm

YYYAARRRRR I be afraid o no man...but wait there be these:

1. The Kraken
2. Big Brenda's Krack
3. Pop Krakle and Crunch...me new special fish head breakfast cerial with added bonemeal!!!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

User avatar
E.Raser
Lumache Lieutenant
Posts: 574
Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:49 am
Location: Ancona-Italy

Postby E.Raser » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:07 am

Cave bovem ante
cave mulum retro
Fratyres Zoccolantes
cave ante cave retro.

Fear the ox before
fear the mule behind
Brothers Zoccolantes
fear before fear behind :worship:

User avatar
DaveL
Site Admin
Posts: 4948
Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:57 pm
Location: Van Diemens Land

Postby DaveL » Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:26 am

YArrrrr...

1) Readin E.Raser's posts...
2)Gettin' a sea lice infestation...
3) Catchin sumthin from Madame Fifi's...
4) Standing downwind from Big Ron durin' a big Norwester...(or is he the big norwester)
5) Bilge Rats the size a terrier dog...

YArr...
Manatee Singles

www.hotdugong.com

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Minstrels

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:34 am

HHAARRR...I be afeard o no man as I said before, but I as a dread of:

1. The Black Fishhead
2. The Black and White Minstrels
3. The Black Hole o Brenda McTavish!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

User avatar
E.Raser
Lumache Lieutenant
Posts: 574
Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:49 am
Location: Ancona-Italy

Postby E.Raser » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:45 am

DaveL wrote:YArrrrr...

1) Readin E.Raser's posts...


France-Italy to night....again.
Force France !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :worship:

User avatar
ribbit
Maccheroncelli Missionary
Posts: 34
Joined: Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:13 am
Location: Oregon, USA
Contact:

Postby ribbit » Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:19 am

Ten Navy ships of 50 guns.

User avatar
LibraLabRat
Humble Hermit
Posts: 1663
Joined: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:29 am
Location: Denham Springs, LA
Contact:

Postby LibraLabRat » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:58 pm

Reglar bathin

A powder wain that smokes a pipe

Powdered wigs on men

Peg termites.
'There are no atheists in foxholes' isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes."
-James Morrow

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Wigs

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:27 pm

Powdered wigs on wenches...

No wait, actually that marie Antoinette was a bit of allright! :D
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

User avatar
Dr. Otis Lansa
Mystic of Meatball
Posts: 2426
Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:30 pm
Location: Canuckistan

Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:32 pm

E.Raser wrote:Cave bovem ante
cave mulum retro
Fratyres Zoccolantes
cave ante cave retro.


Fear the elephant ahead
Fear the ass behind

Image

Not sure if Oi've channeled North Arrrrgmerican Politics or The Continuous Salty Tale on that one....
Image

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

behind

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:34 pm

Look ere..who be ye callin an ass...this aint the insult thread!

Fear the Avast behind maybe...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

User avatar
OZ_Nick
Stele Second Mate
Posts: 445
Joined: Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:20 pm
Location: L-Space
Contact:

Postby OZ_Nick » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:48 pm

1) Gettin one o' me peglegs stuck in a knot hole

2) Goin on a run ashore wi' Bart

3) Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh, EdD.

4) Dry rot

5) Runnin out o' rum

6) Navigation aids sold by Messrs Weather Farquarwenow and Co
----

Ye may knowe mee better as Cap'n Bluenose


Return to “Pirate Discussion”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

cron