What frightens Pirates?

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What frightens Pirates?

Postby Griffin on Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:39 am

Oi bin fearsum afeard to post here; it be too risky, Oi post summat and next mimit I looks, an it be gone, swallowed by a whale or Oi dont know what. Oi'm finking o riting ter Auntie B. fer sum tablets.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:15 am

Arrrr...

there be lot's o' disappearin' goin on lately. I's certain that I saw a post from Dr Mario Lanza complainin' to Auntie Blackbeard about it. Next thing ye know, that vanished too!

I be lookin' over me shoulder as I type this. There be dark forces about.
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Postby DaveL on Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:31 am

YArrrr...

In no specific order 'ere be what scares me:

1. Tiddles the Cat
2. Disagreein' with Boris
3. Pirgella scorned
4. Capn Cronan on any vessel O'im on
5. Black Spot on a soccer pitch
6. Bart's hairdoes
7. Bart's Fish head stew
8. Singing boy band songs at the Dribblin Parrot Inn.. :? :? :?
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Postby walktheplank on Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:59 am

Yarr a few that scare me.

1) Brenda when she smiles at yer
2) Sir Francis Drake an is motley crew of football supporters
3) Bart when he says e knows the way
4) Dave L when he be drunk
5) Dave L when he be sober
6) Dave L
7) Swatopluk's jokes on the insults thread
8) Big Ron's Dog
9) Large Don's Hog
10) Fat Jon's Mog
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Postby black bart on Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:14 pm

YYYAARRRRR I be afraid o no man...but wait there be these:

1. The Kraken
2. Big Brenda's Krack
3. Pop Krakle and Crunch...me new special fish head breakfast cerial with added bonemeal!!!!
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Postby E.Raser on Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:07 am

Cave bovem ante
cave mulum retro
Fratyres Zoccolantes
cave ante cave retro.

Fear the ox before
fear the mule behind
Brothers Zoccolantes
fear before fear behind :worship:
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Postby DaveL on Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:26 am

YArrrrr...

1) Readin E.Raser's posts...
2)Gettin' a sea lice infestation...
3) Catchin sumthin from Madame Fifi's...
4) Standing downwind from Big Ron durin' a big Norwester...(or is he the big norwester)
5) Bilge Rats the size a terrier dog...

YArr...
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Postby black bart on Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:34 am

HHAARRR...I be afeard o no man as I said before, but I as a dread of:

1. The Black Fishhead
2. The Black and White Minstrels
3. The Black Hole o Brenda McTavish!
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Postby E.Raser on Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:45 am

DaveL wrote:YArrrrr...

1) Readin E.Raser's posts...


France-Italy to night....again.
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Postby ribbit on Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:19 am

Ten Navy ships of 50 guns.
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Postby LibraLabRat on Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:58 pm

Reglar bathin

A powder wain that smokes a pipe

Powdered wigs on men

Peg termites.
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Postby black bart on Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:27 pm

Powdered wigs on wenches...

No wait, actually that marie Antoinette was a bit of allright! :D
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:32 pm

E.Raser wrote:Cave bovem ante
cave mulum retro
Fratyres Zoccolantes
cave ante cave retro.


Fear the elephant ahead
Fear the ass behind

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Not sure if Oi've channeled North Arrrrgmerican Politics or The Continuous Salty Tale on that one....
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Postby black bart on Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:34 pm

Look ere..who be ye callin an ass...this aint the insult thread!

Fear the Avast behind maybe...
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Postby OZ_Nick on Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:48 pm

1) Gettin one o' me peglegs stuck in a knot hole

2) Goin on a run ashore wi' Bart

3) Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh, EdD.

4) Dry rot

5) Runnin out o' rum

6) Navigation aids sold by Messrs Weather Farquarwenow and Co
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