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New Pirate magazine

Postby Noodlywench » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:42 pm

Wasn't sure whether to post this here or in the books section but as it's not a book...

It's come to my attention there's a new Pirate magazine available online and in Barnes and Noble for $7.95. I imagine there'll be an article about the FSM and the link between pirates and global warming in a future issue:) Here's the link for anyone wants to check it out: http://www.piratesmagazine.com/ :fsm_yarr:
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Postby EarthRise » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:14 am

Each edition should be considered holy material, methinks. Like a printed sermon. That no one preaches. And comes out through the mail.

Okay, so it's nothing like a printed sermon. But it could be holy material. I'm sure He would approve.
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Collection

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:25 pm

YYYAARRRR...I loiks the Gypsy Moon collection...a nice collection o Wenches I say! :D
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Postby DaveL » Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:27 am

YArrrr...

Get me a years subscription to Playbilge, quick...
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Wenches

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:29 am

I agrees 'Playbilge' is a superior publication but the wenches have given it a wide berth of late!!
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Wenches

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:30 am

I agrees 'Playbilge' is a superior publication but the wenches have given it a wide berth of late!!

I blame the editor's predeliction for Boy bands and Pink chiffon!
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Postby Captain Noobhead » Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:49 pm

"The Artistry of Baltmore Knives and Swords!" Definately seems like a good read. I'll try to get a copy if I can.

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Re: Wenches

Postby anthrobabe » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:04 pm

black bart wrote:I agrees 'Playbilge' is a superior publication but the wenches have given it a wide berth of late!!

I blame the editor's predeliction for Boy bands and Pink chiffon!




Oh Black Bart you and your affinity for wenches--- boy oh boy :wink:
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Re: Wenches

Postby DaveL » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:16 pm

black bart wrote:I agrees 'Playbilge' is a superior publication but the wenches have given it a wide berth of late!!

I blame the editor's predeliction for Boy bands and Pink chiffon!


YArrrrr...O'ill have a word to the editor...oh, hang on that's me...

Note to self...change chiffon colour to purple...change music taste to Pirate R&B...
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The Pyrates Way Magazine

Postby BlackFox » Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:02 am

In our next issue mates, will be an FSM article for sure. . . . as I've contacted Sir Bobby, Lord of all things FSM for an interview. Prepare to be boarded! (uh, not bored).

We be the fun Pyrate Magazine (and we spell Pyrate correctly)

arrrrgh!
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Postby DaveL » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:38 pm

YArrrr...

O'i hope we'll be reading sumthin more than just the same ole stuff about Bobby's Open Letter matey. It's a bit well worn - do a search and read previous feature articles. Same ole stuff...dare yer dig deeper.

If yer want the true heart and soul of the FSM, it's the people on these Boards not Bobby.
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Aloof

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:27 am

I have always found that the people I most admire in life have remained somewhat aloof. An enigma wrapped in an enigma...like Capn Cronan for example...who is he and where did he come from? :?
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