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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:16 am

black bart wrote:Now here is a Big Clue...We find 'Luxembourg Frank' and we find E Raser!!


Are ye mad? I had a drink wi' Luxembourg Frank once. 'Ee be the slimiest, smarmiest ball o' grease ye's ever met. 'Ee sat all night at the bar twiddlin' 'is moustache an' tryin' to chat up the tavern wenches by boastin' about 'is string o' racin' parrots.

I would've slit 'is gizzards, but I were busy robbin' the manager's safe at the time.
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Postby Griffin on Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:07 pm

Yer loada <censored> leeve that <censored> E.Raser be. Wot the devil do yer want ter go upsettin is boat fer? E wont understand a word that Chow Mein sez anyways.
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Postby ChowMein on Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:55 am

TOPEKA!! .... I thin eyes halfs a peec e 'o da puzzel!!


"jellow beings" = fellow beings = humans ?= pirates??
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Jelly

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:18 am

No, No, No...Jellow Beings = Jelly Beans...A great Italian invention, like diving in football.
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Postby DaveL on Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:44 am

...or knee capping when the Pirates play football.
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Postby walktheplank on Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:22 am

As Eraser would say

Being on the point of starting from University of Bologna a pullman of Goliardi armed by daggers.
A) if it is true that 2.000.000 of Romans celebrated the clonaid, they cut to you an hand,like Muzio Scevola
B) if is ti not true, they cut to you the tongue


Simple really.
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clonaid

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:30 pm

I was intrigued by the word 'CLONAID' so I Googled it. This is what I found:

CLONAID is a project name. The company name under which we operate is different and is not revealed for obvious security reasons as to protect the safety of ...

The plot thickens...

...or is it just me who is Thickening?
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Re: clonaid

Postby Duke on Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:50 am

black bart wrote:I was intrigued by the word 'CLONAID' so I Googled it. This is what I found:

CLONAID is a project name. The company name under which we operate is different and is not revealed for obvious security reasons as to protect the safety of ...

The plot thickens...

...or is it just me who is Thickening?


That can't be possible, you too thick already. ;)

I found this:

"Clonaid" is the alias for a self-described "human cloning company" associated with the Raëlian Movement, which sees cloning as part of the path to immortality.


Am I allowed to laugh, or is that against the rules?


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Cloning

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:55 pm

Cloning...Oh god no...Not that again!!!
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Postby Pachyderm on Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:14 am

Oi hunted down all me clones. Now Oi'm not sure if Oi'm me, or a copy o' me....
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Re: Cloning

Postby DaveL on Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:03 pm

black bart wrote:Cloning...Oh god no...Not that again!!!


YArrrr...

Oh no, not multiple copies of Tiddles (evil cat once owned by meself) and Bart (evil Pirate and more eviler cook) again!

I thought we'd offloaded the excess clones to the next Star Wars movie.
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Tiddles

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:35 am

AAARRRRRRR...Just ta remind ye of the full horror:

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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:24 am

Gah! That looks like that singin' bint in Plank's new avatar.
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Postby walktheplank on Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:50 am

yarr I s'pose that Cilla Black singing and Tiddles howling sound pretty much the same.
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horror

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:11 am

In the words of Joseph Conrad:

THE HORROR, THE HORROR!
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