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Postby Duke on Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:28 pm

E.Raser wrote:Secret Services inquiring into this strange schooner which worth about 150.000 $
The owner is Franc Rouayrux from Louxemburg, but he do not know about Jellow-beings.
If you have news of these pirates( ????? :pirate_fish: ) please write to Procura della Repubblica of Tempio Pausania 07029 Sassari-Italy


The Jellows must have lowerd the value. That happens.


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Postby black bart on Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:50 am

E Razer wrote:

please write to Procura della Repubblica of Tempio Pausania 07029 Sassari-Italy


Has anyone tried writing yet?
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Postby E.Raser on Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:24 am

black bart wrote:E Razer wrote:

please write to Procura della Repubblica of Tempio Pausania 07029 Sassari-Italy


Has anyone tried writing yet?


newspapers do not write more about the boat.
But it is yet there.
The jellow not yet clear
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Postby The Black Spot on Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:57 am

E.Raser wrote:The jellow not yet clear


Arrr... leave it to stand for a couple o' hours.
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Postby E.Raser on Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:12 am

The Black Spot wrote:
Arrr... leave it to stand for a couple o' hours.


Another article on Il Resto del Carlino today.
The owner Franc Rouayrex, Louxembourg,inquiring from Procura of Olbia.
He says he has left the boat to go in a hurry to France..........
But if he must pay the salvage , may be he make a present of it to us.
May be :worship: :worship:
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colour

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:58 am

The Black Spot wrote:

Arrr... leave it to stand for a couple o' hours.


Could he be talkin about 'Fish Head Stew' ... usually takes about three months to change from a jaundiced yellow to a sort of lurid green with brown bits.
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Re: colour

Postby Duke on Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:26 am

black bart wrote:usually takes about three months to change from a jaundiced yellow to a sort of lurid green with brown bits.


An' thar's when it gets'a tasty, me hearties!


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Reactor

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:04 am

No, No, No...for god's sake that's when it can be used to power a nuclear reactor!
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Postby Duke on Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:17 pm

Arr, thar we has it! Gimme some of thar!


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Jellow

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:49 am

Here be a thread what E Raser himself started...are there any clues to his location here...what on earth is the thread goin on about...he mentions Luxembourg...and Jellow beings?????
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Postby The Black Spot on Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:18 am

Gah! 'Ere we are almost ten months later, an' we still don't know.

OI! E! 'AS THE JELLOW CLEARED YET?
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:19 pm

YARRR! DID EYES HEARS JELLOW!!!

WELLS THEN SIGN ME E.RAZOR ,OLE BEAN , bye the bye wot flavours 'aves ye gots.

E. Razors english show great (debatable) improvement .

HEY E. RAZOR WHERE ARE YOU? EYES BE MISSING YER MISSIVES
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:35 pm

I"M thinking that some rich royalty type from Luxemburg took his ship out for a tour , harboured off Italy ,had to rush off to France thus leaving said vessel at the hands of opportunists who promptly slapped a salvage lien on the thing.

Or perhaps the docking fees have become a bit much and piling up higher ,but M. Rich Dude just lost his shirt trying to corner the market on truffles or snails or cold potato soup....?

I'm thinking that maybe E. Razor is trying to nick this ship at a bargain which may account for his long absence.
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Postby black bart on Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:43 am

[quote="E.RaserThe owner is Franc Rouayrux from Louxemburg, but he do not know about Jellow-beings.
If you have news of these pirates( ????? :pirate_fish: ) please write to Procura della Repubblica of Tempio Pausania 07029 Sassari-Italy[/quote]


Now here is a Big Clue...We find 'Luxembourg Frank' and we find E Raser!!
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Postby ChowMein on Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:00 am

Dat sounz loike a quest inda making!!
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