Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby DaveL on Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:11 am

YArrrrr...

There be nothin' better than a prosthesis for your extra leg!

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:20 am

What's he doin wiv his didgeridoo?
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:01 pm

I can't remember...
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby DaveL on Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:06 am

black bart wrote:What's he doin wiv his didgeridoo?


YArrr...

When Oi wuz a kid, me mum told me to be careful of dirty old men in rain jackets. Now Oi seen that photo, Oi knows why.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:19 am

I remembers when I weren't wearin a dirty old rain jacket...an standin behind a bush.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:00 am

Arrrr... I remembers when me dirty ol' raincoat were new.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:04 pm

Arr...I remembers when they were up they were up...an when they was down they was down...an when they was only half way up, I was arrested!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Griffin on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:14 pm

Oi downt remember nothin'.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:54 am

Wot are we all on about -- this thread don't make no sense, unlike threads when I was young!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:21 am

I remember when the forum used to disappear for days at a time...
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:44 am

Roy Hunter wrote:I remember when the forum used to disappear for days at a time...


I remembers when I promise ta post 5 new Long Winded Tales an thee Forum shut down fer a week...don unnerstand it.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:19 am

I remembers when the board disappeared fer a few days. Don't remember anything before that, though.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:10 am

I remembers when thee Revenoo Men came round an tried to arrest me for smugglin illegal bicycles wivout any wheels into thee country...I said: "I've been framed".
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:20 am

Bicycles? I remembers velocipedes. Proper boneshakers they were. If ye rode it downhill on a cobbled street, ye had no chance o' making it t' the bottom an' keepin' yer pegleg, hook, false teeth, glass eye, wig an' wooden nose.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:24 am

Arrr...I remembers when Scotch Eggs actchewally came from Scotland.
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