Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

[black bart]

Arrrr...I remembers the day when moustacheos were the thing on a handsome chaps face.

[The Black Spot]

Arrrr... I remembers when ye could get some decent opponents inna card game.

[black bart]

Arrrr... I remembers when ye could get some decent opponents inna card game.

Blaggard!

[black bart]

Arrrr...I remembers the days when ALL of Walktheplank's wigs hadn't blown away in a storm an he weren't afraid ta come out in public.

[The Black Spot]

An I remembers when Plank would show 'is face down the Benbow after Spurs had lost a game.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Oi remmemers when oi could remmemmer fings loike this.

[black bart]

An I remembers when Plank would show 'is face down the Benbow after Spurs had lost a game.

My Great Great Great Great Granpappy used to remeber the days when Spurs weren't shite.

[The Black Spot]

I remembers when people used to post on this thread.

[black bart]

Arr thee goode Olde dayse when evrythinge had an e on thee ende.

[The Black Spot]

I rememberf when people ufed "f"f inftead of "f"f. It was impoffible to read a fodding thing the ftupid baftardf wrote.

[DavidH]

That was when NefYoo had a clean nappy. (OK - diaper).

[black bart]

I remember when we used ta win at tennis.

[The Black Spot]

An I remembers when I used t' watch it. Back when they be 'avin proper rackets that were strung wi' real dolphins guts, the an' ye weren't allowed on court if ye had two good legs. Or eyes. Or hands. Or a full set o' teeth.

Proper games, they were.

[black bart]

aaargh I used ta play meself in those days (should be in thee double entender thread)...

I remembers bein up against Roger de Friggerer in thee all England Lawn tennis Final o 1778...

I had cunninglee fashioned me peg leg into a makeshift wooden mallet so if de Friggerer went for any drop shots I could scoop em up...and so thee game o Croquet was hinvented...I lost thee match but I let de Friggerer ave both barrels o me pistols so it was thee last Championshyppe he ever won.

Thems were thee days.

[Griffin]

Oi remembers wen the 4:10 to 'ounslow west stopped at 'ounslow west!