Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:14 am

Arrrr...I remembers the day when moustacheos were the thing on a handsome chaps face.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:20 am

Arrrr... I remembers when ye could get some decent opponents inna card game.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:21 am

The Black Spot wrote:Arrrr... I remembers when ye could get some decent opponents inna card game.


Blaggard!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:23 am

Arrrr...I remembers the days when ALL of Walktheplank's wigs hadn't blown away in a storm an he weren't afraid ta come out in public.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:41 am

An I remembers when Plank would show 'is face down the Benbow after Spurs had lost a game.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:19 am

Oi remmemers when oi could remmemmer fings loike this.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:10 am

The Black Spot wrote:An I remembers when Plank would show 'is face down the Benbow after Spurs had lost a game.


My Great Great Great Great Granpappy used to remeber the days when Spurs weren't shite.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:53 am

I remembers when people used to post on this thread.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:09 am

Arr thee goode Olde dayse when evrythinge had an e on thee ende.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:34 am

I rememberf when people ufed "f"f inftead of "f"f. It was impoffible to read a fodding thing the ftupid baftardf wrote.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby DavidH on Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:04 pm

That was when NefYoo had a clean nappy. (OK - diaper).
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:07 am

I remember when we used ta win at tennis.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:02 am

An I remembers when I used t' watch it. Back when they be 'avin proper rackets that were strung wi' real dolphins guts, the an' ye weren't allowed on court if ye had two good legs. Or eyes. Or hands. Or a full set o' teeth.

Proper games, they were.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:09 pm

aaargh I used ta play meself in those days (should be in thee double entender thread)...

I remembers bein up against Roger de Friggerer in thee all England Lawn tennis Final o 1778...

I had cunninglee fashioned me peg leg into a makeshift wooden mallet so if de Friggerer went for any drop shots I could scoop em up...and so thee game o Croquet was hinvented...I lost thee match but I let de Friggerer ave both barrels o me pistols so it was thee last Championshyppe he ever won.

Thems were thee days.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Griffin on Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:19 pm

Oi remembers wen the 4:10 to 'ounslow west stopped at 'ounslow west!
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