Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:07 am

Aaaaarrrrgh...that was a tasty pie!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:36 am

Aargh, oi remmemers when pie came in wun flavour an' wun flavour onlee! Gristle pie was me fav'rite! Now those blaggardy cheffs 'ave created 'meat pie' an' 'steak an' bacon pie!' Oi'll send that bloke te Davy Jones' locker iffen oi ever see 'im!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:38 am

Arrrrgh...the horigins o the famous Redde Cowwe Pie be steeped in mystery...but could this hestablishment ave anyfing ta do wiv the dreadful snacks:

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:47 am

No!
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:21 am

Now now Auntie, ye carrghn't be nay-sayin' a-willy-nilly then.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:56 am

Aaaaarrrrgh...I remembers when the meat balls at 'Ye Olde Spaniard' inn weren't so small and chewwy:

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:37 am

Arrr... I remembers when ye could wear a pirate fish T-Shirt down the pub without bein' accosted by sum drunk welsh geezer.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:55 am

Arrrgh...I remembers when ye could get a good shag at Madame Fifi's fer less than 4 Cronans.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:27 am

Mind ye... it was wit' wun o' the uvver customers, an' those be blokes.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:41 am

Aaaarrrgh...I remembers when The Admiral Benbow wasn't full of tree hugging lefties wiv Pirate Fish T Shirts on.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:33 am

Arrrr... I remembers when ye could get into a round in the Admiral Benbow without someone sayin' 'eed forgotten 'is wallet.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:45 am

Aaaarrgh...I remembers when ye needed Steel teeth to eat the sandwiches at the Admiral Benbow.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:45 pm

Arrrgh.

Oi rememmers wen Barrrt were jes' a wee cabbin bouy.

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:16 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Arrrgh.

Oi rememmers wen Barrrt were jes' a wee cabbin bouy.

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Aaaarrrgh...I remembers those days wiv me Grandaddy:

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:52 pm

Oi rememmers when me cabin boys din't arsk fer 'Health Benefits' an' 'Maternity Leave' an' such.
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