Aargh, oi remmemers when pie came in wun flavour an' wun flavour onlee! Gristle pie was me fav'rite! Now those blaggardy cheffs 'ave created 'meat pie' an' 'steak an' bacon pie!' Oi'll send that bloke te Davy Jones' locker iffen oi ever see 'im!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.